Who has the strangest job on AT?

[AreaCode707]

I'm not even in the running, being just a lowly cube rat project manager at a tech company. We've got to have somebody doing something cool and/or unusual here though!

My nominations so far:

I work for Kellogg's Cereal Division as a Quality Taste Tester. Specific job role is to taste test Froot Loops, Frosted Flakes, and Rice Krispies brand cereal for quality and consistency. I get to inspect the texture and color of all grain products that come out that plant. gets boring, but hey its a job. plus i get free cereal.

previous job found me spending most of my work days inspecting mouse vaginas.

yeah, that's right: licensed mouse vagina inspector.

also saccing ~100 pups and various other useless (too old) mice per day, injecting ES cells into blastocysts, impregnating lady mice with my little Frankenstein blastocysts, etc.

All regular duties working as a microinjectionist in a transgenics facility.

i build anti gravity treadmills

http://alter-g.com/

 

[Schadenfroh]

The feds do not allow me to discuss the nature of my work.

 

[AMDZen]

I'd reply with my job, but nobody would believe me

 

[AreaCode707]

I'd reply with my job, but nobody would believe me

And that would damage you how? Post it anyway.

 

[Pantlegz]

i just do IT, nothing very strange here...

 

[M0oG0oGaiPan]

I can not discuss the nature of work due to the possible presence of feds.

 

[JohnCU]

i count neutrons in a reactor

 

[lothar]

I'm a drug dealer.

 

[brxndxn]

Industrial Programmer

 

[ViviTheMage]

How about past jobs?

I was a grave digger at a cemetery.

 

[OILFIELDTRASH]

I worked in the kitchen in prison. All the milks you could drink without the bossman seeing you (we could only have one) and all the pancakes you could eat.

This isn't relevant but we'd get patted down after every shift before going back to our cells. One time a black woman was patting me down and she intentionally grabbed my junk. It was awkward.

 

[Buttzilla]

i build anti gravity treadmills

http://alter-g.com/

i'm also working as a surgical dental assistant part time cause i'm trying to get into dental school.

 

[compbuilder00]

Network Admin and Pimp .... ordinary stuff

 

[QuantumPion]

i count neutrons in a reactor

I think there are at least 3 of us here 😱

 

[SandEagle]

I work for Kellogg's Cereal Division as a Quality Taste Tester. Specific job role is to taste test Froot Loops, Frosted Flakes, and Rice Krispies brand cereal for quality and consistency. I get to inspect the texture and color of all grain products that come out that plant. gets boring, but hey its a job. plus i get free cereal.

 

[UberNeuman]

I wash dwarfs for a living.

 

[F1N3ST]

Male whore anyone?

 

[TridenT]

I don't have a job, but I get an income.. Does that work? I get my college tuition paid for (And not through grants, scholarships, loans, or work study (or my parents >_>)) and I get money every month for going to school... Does THAT WORK!? :awe:

 

[Riceninja]

i hunt elder dragons

 

[AreaCode707]

I work for Kellogg's Cereal Division as a Quality Taste Tester. Specific job role is to taste test Froot Loops, Frosted Flakes, and Rice Krispies brand cereal for quality and consistency. I get to inspect the texture and color of all grain products that come out that plant. gets boring, but hey its a job. plus i get free cereal.

I think you might be winning so far.

 

[TridenT]

I work for Kellogg's Cereal Division as a Quality Taste Tester. Specific job role is to taste test Froot Loops, Frosted Flakes, and Rice Krispies brand cereal for quality and consistency. I get to inspect the texture and color of all grain products that come out that plant. gets boring, but hey its a job. plus i get free cereal.

Are they hiring anyone for their Froot Loops tasting department? I am an expert.

 

[KaOTiK]

This isn't relevant but we'd get patted down after every shift before going back to our cells. One time a black woman was patting me down and she intentionally grabbed my junk. It was awkward.

Guess she didn't find you packing so let you go 😉

I'm a texture and environment artist. Work for a company that makes military sims, use to work in the game industry.

 

[monk3y]

Used to be an NHP (non-human primate) enrichment expert.

Worked with 5 species of lab testing monkeys and pretty much had to keep them happy.

Main job involved coming up with clever treats/puzzles to keep them entertained along with letting them watch TV or listen to music etc...

 

[SandEagle]

Used to be an NHP (non-human primate) enrichment expert.

Worked with 5 species of lab testing monkeys and pretty much had to keep them happy.

Main job involved coming up with clever treats/puzzles to keep them entertained along with letting them watch TV or listen to music etc...

u sound like the perfect dad

 

[Red Squirrel]

I drink from a fire hose most of the day. Water quality testing.

No, I'm actually a server tech, but it sometimes feel like we're drinking from a fire hose. 😀