Who has (had) the stupidest mascot for your school?

[maddogchen]

A Bell

 

[cw42]

i have a butt pirate, errr pirate. that was hs.

at college i'm a highlander. as in those kind of guys from braveheart. wtf are highlanders doing in the middle of newark, nj?

 

[JoPh]

Originally posted by: Nitemare
I know that there are a few of you here, Va Tech's mascot is a castrated rooster

first of all stop calling us Va Tech. We hate that.

Secondly, its not a rooster.


Thirdly, Darmouth mascot at one point last year was a Beer Keg.

 

[Mr N8]

Originally posted by: Chunkee

Originally posted by: MogulMonster
There's a school in my town that has the Walnut as their mascot. :roll:

WTF, NS?

a walnut...ah the fighting walnuts

that is even funnier than bannana slugs

Better get that "fightin" out of there. They wanted to be non-competitive in nature, and only had intramural sports. The Walden Walnuts....or Nutjobs as we called them.

 

[notfred]

Originally posted by: DingDingDao
UC Santa Cruz Banana Slugs -- didn't go there, but I think it might qualify as a stupid mascot.

The Banana Slug is the perfect mascot for UCSC. Go ahead and try and name something else that would work better for UCSC.

 

[DingDingDao]

Originally posted by: notfred

Originally posted by: DingDingDao
UC Santa Cruz Banana Slugs -- didn't go there, but I think it might qualify as a stupid mascot.

The Banana Slug is the perfect mascot for UCSC. Go ahead and try and name something else that would work better for UCSC.

Anything...even Surfer Dudes is better than Banana Slugs

 

[kranky]

My high school (RIP, it later got merged into another district) was the Golden Flashes. Never knew what that was supposed to be.

 

[jst0ney]

Witman College Fighting Missionaries. Its a damm oxymoron. SI had it on a top 5 list of worst mascots.

 

[homestarmy]

Originally posted by: Chunkee

Originally posted by: homestarmy

Originally posted by: Chunkee
David H. Hickman High School in Columbia, MO. Hickman Kewpies......yack!

What the hell exactly is that?

THat is where i went to high school....

SCHOOL NAME: David H. Hickman High School
SCHOOL MASCOT: KEWPIE DOLL

Let me spell it out for you...

What the hell is a kewpie doll?

What did you think I was asking? The thread is about mascots. I know what a school is... duh.

 

[crazycarl]

High School - fort collins high school LAMBKINS. whatever the hell a lambkin is, no one knows. our mascot was basically a gorilla, that they changed the colors of and added sheep ears to. it was quite weird and of course a constant running gag.

 

[DT4K]

Originally posted by: PingSpike
High School was a clipper ship...yes, our mascot was a big boat. I don't remember some guy ever wearing a boat suit though. But it was still stupid.

College was a beaver. Not to bad, beavers are weird but they're kind of cool and at least they can bite like a mofo.

Oregon State?

My college mascot was Donald Duck. They had a deal with Walt Disney that allowed them to use Donald. But they called them the Fighting Ducks. OK, do you really think of ducks as fierce fighting machines??

 

[Megadeth]

Lamphere High School Rams.... Seems alright compared to a lot of them posted so far.

 

[purbeast0]

Nothing is better than the UMD Terrapin 😛.

FEAR THE TUTRLE!!!!!!

 

[imported_Tomato]

Rochester Adams High School's mascot was a Highlander. (think kilt)

 

[MazerRackham]

UC Irvine... the fearsome Anteaters!!! 🙂

I always wanted us to play a school whose mascot was/would be the Ants. Or Fire Ants. Or Termites. Anything an Anteater could/would eat. Now that would be a contest! 🙂

 

[pmoa]

Originally posted by: Atomicus
I don't go to Syracuse University, but since my school shares its campus, I'd say the Syracuse Orange. Its basically a big fuzzy(or moldy) orange wearing a blue cap... :frown:

Yup I went there too....Its OTTO the Orange.....boo

 

[Anubis]

Originally posted by: DingDingDao
UC Santa Cruz Banana Slugs -- didn't go there, but I think it might qualify as a stupid mascot.

yes that is the winner,

 

[CPA]

Originally posted by: pmoa

Originally posted by: Atomicus
I don't go to Syracuse University, but since my school shares its campus, I'd say the Syracuse Orange. Its basically a big fuzzy(or moldy) orange wearing a blue cap... :frown:

Yup I went there too....Its OTTO the Orange.....boo

I'm and SU fan. Bring back Chief Wahoo or whatever the indian mascot Syracuse used to use. Damn politically correct idiots.

 

[homestarmy]

I was in band in high school and EVERY FREAKIN YEAR we played the Trojans, it rained. Know what that meant? We had to get out our 'rubbers'!

 

[Juice Box]

The Knox College Prarie Fire

 

[Chunkee]

Originally posted by: digitalsnare
The Knox College Prarie Fire

I went to Two Mile Prarie. we were the Prarie Dogs...but that was elementary school

JC

there are some good ones...and I thought the Kewpies dolls was just a freak incident

JC

 

[TuxDave]

lol... I didn't go to CMU, but this is what they got.

The Tartans: 1 : a plaid textile design of Scottish origin consisting of stripes of varying width and color usually patterned to designate a distinctive clan

They got a piece of cloth as their mascot.

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: JoPh

Originally posted by: Nitemare
I know that there are a few of you here, Va Tech's mascot is a castrated rooster

first of all stop calling us Va Tech. We hate that.

Secondly, its not a rooster.


Thirdly, Darmouth mascot at one point last year was a Beer Keg.

ok,,,a castrated rooster that some people call gamecocks....but if you castrate them how do you call them gamecocks?

 

[JoPh]

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: JoPh

Originally posted by: Nitemare
I know that there are a few of you here, Va Tech's mascot is a castrated rooster

first of all stop calling us Va Tech. We hate that.

Secondly, its not a rooster.


Thirdly, Darmouth mascot at one point last year was a Beer Keg.

ok,,,a castrated rooster that some people call gamecocks....but if you castrate them how do you call them gamecocks?

first of all. its not a gamecocks. thats south carolina. if anything. a VT Hokie more closely resembles a turkey.

 

[notfred]

Originally posted by: DingDingDao

Originally posted by: notfred

Originally posted by: DingDingDao
UC Santa Cruz Banana Slugs -- didn't go there, but I think it might qualify as a stupid mascot.

The Banana Slug is the perfect mascot for UCSC. Go ahead and try and name something else that would work better for UCSC.

Anything...even Surfer Dudes is better than Banana Slugs

Have you been to Santa Cruz? Banana slugs are a [perfect fit for the university and the community.