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Who had a Redneck Christmas?

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DurocShark

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On Christmas Eve at MY grandma's house (after spending 4 hours at the strip club...bwahahahah... Hos Hos Hos!) my uncle did a very Redneck thing...

Gave my grandma a couple cartons of cigarettes, and my cousin's boyfriend a case of Winchester ammo! :Q

My family is anything but redneck, so I just laughed for like 5 minutes with everybody staring at me. When I finally gained control, in my best southern voice I said, "If you give cigarrettes and ammo for christmas, you're a redneck!"

Entire room busts out laughing! 😀
 
Originally posted by: DurocShark
On Christmas Eve at MY grandma's house (after spending 4 hours at the strip club...bwahahahah... Hos Hos Hos!) my uncle did a very Redneck thing...

Gave my grandma a couple cartons of cigarettes, and my cousin's boyfriend a case of Winchester ammo! :Q

My family is anything but redneck, so I just laughed for like 5 minutes with everybody staring at me. When I finally gained control, in my best southern voice I said, "If you give cigarrettes and ammo for christmas, you're a redneck!"

Entire room busts out laughing! 😀
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Do you live in the woods

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HOLLY CRAP!

At least they're eating those. I don't have any moral issues with hunting for food, but my stomach can't handle the results! LoL!

<--- prefers hunting with a camera
 
Originally posted by: Ryuson99
Originally posted by: DurocShark
On Christmas Eve at MY grandma's house (after spending 4 hours at the strip club...bwahahahah... Hos Hos Hos!) my uncle did a very Redneck thing...

Gave my grandma a couple cartons of cigarettes, and my cousin's boyfriend a case of Winchester ammo! :Q

My family is anything but redneck, so I just laughed for like 5 minutes with everybody staring at me. When I finally gained control, in my best southern voice I said, "If you give cigarrettes and ammo for christmas, you're a redneck!"

Entire room busts out laughing! 😀
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Do you live in the woods

????????????????????????????????????
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That picture is really creepy. I bet the girl killed the deer with her eyes.
 
Originally posted by: Ryuson99
Originally posted by: DurocShark
On Christmas Eve at MY grandma's house (after spending 4 hours at the strip club...bwahahahah... Hos Hos Hos!) my uncle did a very Redneck thing...

Gave my grandma a couple cartons of cigarettes, and my cousin's boyfriend a case of Winchester ammo! :Q

My family is anything but redneck, so I just laughed for like 5 minutes with everybody staring at me. When I finally gained control, in my best southern voice I said, "If you give cigarrettes and ammo for christmas, you're a redneck!"

Entire room busts out laughing! 😀
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Do you live in the woods

????????????????????????????????????
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Anyone up for bbq'd venison? How about smoked? 😉
 
Originally posted by: loki8481
I dunno... spending Christmas Eve in a strip club is pretty damn redneck.
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Well, to give myself some credit... We went there for lunch. Had chicken quesadillas. We got out of work way early and nobody was expecting either of us home yet. 😉
 
Originally posted by: MrCodeDude
Your uncle giving redneck gifts = funny. Your comment = not funny.

AND WHO THE HELL EATS AT A STRIP CLUB?
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I believe some places offer a cheap/free buffet. You spend money in other ways there though.
 
Originally posted by: MrCodeDude
Your uncle giving redneck gifts = funny. Your comment = not funny.

AND WHO THE HELL EATS AT A STRIP CLUB?
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Total spent: $16 including, ahem, tips.

Watching bewbies while eating? Priceless.
 
Originally posted by: poopaskoopa
Originally posted by: MrCodeDude
Your uncle giving redneck gifts = funny. Your comment = not funny.

AND WHO THE HELL EATS AT A STRIP CLUB?
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I believe some places offer a cheap/free buffet. You spend money in other ways there though.
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Yeah umm no. It's a fuggin' strip club. You go there to look at tits and drink overprice drinks -- you don't go there to eat. Eww.
 
Originally posted by: igowerf
Originally posted by: Ryuson99
Originally posted by: DurocShark
On Christmas Eve at MY grandma's house (after spending 4 hours at the strip club...bwahahahah... Hos Hos Hos!) my uncle did a very Redneck thing...

Gave my grandma a couple cartons of cigarettes, and my cousin's boyfriend a case of Winchester ammo! :Q

My family is anything but redneck, so I just laughed for like 5 minutes with everybody staring at me. When I finally gained control, in my best southern voice I said, "If you give cigarrettes and ammo for christmas, you're a redneck!"

Entire room busts out laughing! 😀
Click to expand...

Do you live in the woods

????????????????????????????????????
Click to expand...

That picture is really creepy. I bet the girl killed the deer with her eyes.
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LOL I was thinking excorcist myself....




No offense to whomevers child that is as it's just bad flash...
 
Originally posted by: MrCodeDude
Your uncle giving redneck gifts = funny. Your comment = not funny.

AND WHO THE HELL EATS AT A STRIP CLUB?
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I disagree. I found his comment amusing.
And I'll try to refrain from making any bad jokes about the Champagne room.
 
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