I personally prefer Brak.
"One time, I hired a monkey to take notes for me in class. I would just sit there with my mind a complete blank while the monkey scribbled on little pieces of paper. At the end of the week, my teacher said, "Class, I want you to write a paper using your notes." So I wrote a paper that said, "Hello, my name is Bingo. I like to climb on things. Can I have a banana? Eek Eek!" I got an F. When I told my mom, she said, "I told you, never trust a monkey!" The End"
just a little slow, of course, I did type out the whole thing from memory...Between us, my brother and I have all 3 CDs.