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glen

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Originally posted by: AnyMal
Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Originally posted by: glen
Episcopalian Women are the sexiest!

Who cares? Athiests are kinkier, anyway... ;)

You'd be surprised what Catholic girls a capable of ;)

Women, who can have faith in God, the wisdom to question it, and the intellect to explore it really are sexy.
Remember, the brain is the sex organ, not the other parts.
 

glen

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If God is real, and the New Testament is trying to tell us anything by Christ's example, then seek out those who would be stigmatized or in humble circumstances ( like Mary ? broke, out of wedlock, pregnant teenager, homeless) and give them love. Also, Christ does not do things through proxy. He came directly to Earth, to the slums, to visit the sick, etc...This is clearly important when compared to ?old? covenant sort of things. God did not send money to the United Way, or some organization, you know he really got his hands dirty. He was washing feet. So, the lesson is not to give money to the poor, but rather go visit sick people in the hospital, hug them, touch them, read them a story, don?t ?send? your love, go say I want to be with you for Christmas. Attend church with a homeless ministry, and the Christmas experience can be much more moving and emotional. It is why I have taken a leap of faith. It is completely irrational, but it works for me.
 

KGB1

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Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Originally posted by: glen
Episcopalian Women are the sexiest!

Who cares? Athiests are kinkier, anyway... ;)

Wait... if you're banging an Atheist broad... who are they moaning to? Certainly it can't be "Oh my God"... like who do they exuberate their content to? :confused:

:evil::p:)
 

Kadarin

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Originally posted by: KGB
Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Originally posted by: glen
Episcopalian Women are the sexiest!

Who cares? Athiests are kinkier, anyway... ;)

Wait... if you're banging an Atheist broad... who are they moaning to? Certainly it can't be "Oh my God"... like who do they exuberate their content to? :confused:

:evil::p:)

They're usually too busy moaning and screaming my name while writhing in orgasmic ecstasy to worry about silly abstracts like "God"... ;)
 

Geekbabe

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I'm working Xmas day 7-3 shift.That's not exactly being "alone" but when you consider that I'll be with 5 other people who also don't want to be there well "alone" might look better to you:D
 

Lonyo

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Next Christmas I'm going somewhere Jewish or Muslim or something to get away from Christmas (not Israel though, because I hate the Israeli's), all this Christmas crap is so, well, crap. Especially all the atheists who just join in.

Chinese crispy duck for the 25th all the way.
Not going to be totally alone on Christmas day, but it's not really going to be Christmas day.
 

Vonkhan

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I *WISH* I was alone this X-mas, instead of having to spend it with my duma55 relatives in frikkin Boston ... I hate Boston, I hate it even more in winter & I hate it the most in winter when I have to be with my relatives!!!

I wish my girl was back with me (she's with her parents in Serbia ... yeh, Serbia, not Siberia u drunk/blind fool)
 

PatboyX

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just listen to rock and roll suicide over and over and over and over again.
that will help.
 

Gravity

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kids and wifey are leaving the day after to go to the in-laws house. Gee, I so wanted to go?
 

Deeko

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I'm alone in my apartment right now...my roommates are gone and my campus is empty...however I will be going home Christmas Eve night.
 

AreaCode707

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Originally posted by: Roger
Your not alone, you have us :wine:


Merry Christmas HotChic

Awwwww. :heart: And I know that, no matter what, any thread I start has the potential to include a religious flamewar and an argument over which religion has the sexiest females. :)

I :heart: ATOT peeps. :)
 

rh71

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I was alone for Valentines cause my fiancee had to work late that night (damn network)... Christmas is nothin' ;)
 

AreaCode707

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Originally posted by: rh71
I was alone for Valentines cause my fiancee had to work late that night (damn network)... Christmas is nothin' ;)

Meh, I don't do Valentines day. Is there a LESS special day that you could be shown appreciation and love?
 

SuperTool

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If you are alone on Christmas night, and want to meet some Jewish people, go to a Chinese restaurant. :)
 

Crazymofo

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allllllllllllllllll byyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy myselffffffffffff!!!:D I actually prefer being alone on a day that has only brought me misery throughout my entire life...
 

"I don't think you'll be alone anymore... hundreds of nerds will show up on your doorstep Christmas day to keep you company."

Hahaha! :D

Hey, Hot Chic, you mean your family sold that beautiful mansion in the countryside to move to Arkansas? :Q Hehehe! ;)

No, I am not alone. Actually . . . it looks like I will be alone since virtually all of my family members are working on that day. :p

I find myself appreciating this holiday. I'm certain it's because this holiday seems to be less commercialised. I can enjoy the songs with warmth.
 

Led Zeppelin

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Go feed the homeless bums some gruel at your local soup kitchen, that way you'll have some company and won't want to listen to Ozzy's Suicide Solution all day long (mixed in with some Fade to Black), AND you're doing good in the eyes of your Anglican-turned-Baptist Lord.
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AreaCode707

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Originally posted by: BostonRedSox
Go feed the homeless bums some gruel at your local soup kitchen, that way you'll have some company and won't want to listen to Ozzy's Suicide Solution all day long (mixed in with some Fade to Black), AND you're doing good in the eyes of your Anglican-turned-Baptist Lord.
rolleye.gif

Geez dude, ease up. Evidently you don't get the fact that I take the denominations pretty lightly (Baptists and Anglicans are almost as mutually exclusive as it gets). Plus you didn't seem to pick up on the fact that I'm not really bummed out about being on my own. What, are you just trolling here randomly?
 

Led Zeppelin

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Originally posted by: HotChic
Originally posted by: BostonRedSox
Go feed the homeless bums some gruel at your local soup kitchen, that way you'll have some company and won't want to listen to Ozzy's Suicide Solution all day long (mixed in with some Fade to Black), AND you're doing good in the eyes of your Anglican-turned-Baptist Lord.
rolleye.gif

Geez dude, ease up. Evidently you don't get the fact that I take the denominations pretty lightly (Baptists and Anglicans are almost as mutually exclusive as it gets). Plus you didn't seem to pick up on the fact that I'm not really bummed out about being on my own. What, are you just trolling here randomly?

;)