Who else hates the McD's chicken selects commercials?

StevenYoo

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man, McDonald's should def fire the marketing company they've hired.

strike 1 with "i'm lovin' it"
strike 2 with "STAY AWAY FROM MY CHICKEN SELECTS"

i wonder what the next crappy commercial they'll put out next
 

Demo24

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yeah they suck really baddly. would be better if they were hitting someone. but oh well
 
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Me! Those commercials seriously begin to aggravate me. They're so overplayed that I just mute the TV everytime I see 'em.
 

loup garou

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haha...somebody's watching the olympics. I was just going to post the same. Worst commercials in a while. :|

Only one that gets on my nerves more is the David Spade Capital One commercial..."go to ReNO, play some keNO in the casiNO." How I hate that smug little bitch-boy. :|:|:|
 

ctcsoft2

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yes they are RETARED.

please step away from the delicousness.. that is soooooo gey...


MICKEY D IDIOTS DiE.

:beer:
 

waggy

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God the one with the moron yelling at the copy machine annoy's the fvuck out of me. I wish i could reach through the TV and b!tch slap the guy.
 

Balt

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Words cannot describe how much I hate those commercials.

I actually wish harm upon the people in them (as well as their families).

No, I'm not kidding.
 

Ikonomi

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I really hate them. I have seen two of them -- the one with the guy at the copier and the one with the girl on the couch. Both make my skin crawl, especially when he says "step slowly away from the deliciousness". I think it wouldn't be as objectionable without the "slowly", but still... ugh. Freaking horrible.

I also hate the McDonald's commercial with all the pregnant women. "The original Olympic effort". It's not that I hate pregnant women or babies, it's just that the commercial is so vulgar in trying to pitch to a specific audience, and that the slogan at the end makes absolutely no sense. God, I hate that commercial.

McDonald's advertising is really horrendous. I'd swear never to eat their food again, if I hadn't already been avoiding them for the past ten years. :thumbsdown:

Words cannot describe how much I hate those commercials.

I actually wish harm upon the people in them (as well as their families).

No, I'm not kidding.

I don't wish harm upon the actors themselves, since it's not their fault they were born with superpowers of annoyance. I wish harm upon the advertisers who thought up this dreck in the first place.
 
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Originally posted by: GuybrushThreepwood
man, McDonald's should def fire the marketing company they've hired.

strike 1 with "i'm lovin' it"
strike 2 with "STAY AWAY FROM MY CHICKEN SELECTS"

i wonder what the next crappy commercial they'll put out next


McRib. You bettah RECUNIZE! ;)
 

Chronoshock

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I bought them once before the commercials started and boy they suck. The chicken selects themselves aren't too bad but they're f*cking TINY. They're prolly 1.5x the size of a nugget. You get 3 of them for 5 bucks...no thanks. The commercials (as always) show things like 3-4x bigger than the actual product.
 
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Originally posted by: Chronoshock
I bought them once before the commercials started and boy they suck. The chicken selects themselves aren't too bad but they're f*cking TINY. They're prolly 1.5x the size of a nugget. You get 3 of them for 5 bucks...no thanks. The commercials (as always) show things like 3-4x bigger than the actual product.

Kinda like porn, I guess.
 
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Originally posted by: Balt
Words cannot describe how much I hate those commercials.

I actually wish harm upon the people in them (as well as their families).

No, I'm not kidding.

Wow. That is bitter. I feel that way about the guy in Blue's Clues though, so I understand.
 

Barnaby W. Füi

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Originally posted by: Chronoshock
I bought them once before the commercials started and boy they suck. The chicken selects themselves aren't too bad but they're f*cking TINY. They're prolly 1.5x the size of a nugget. You get 3 of them for 5 bucks...no thanks. The commercials (as always) show things like 3-4x bigger than the actual product.

The strips vary quite a bit in size actually; how big of strips you get just depends on how careless/generous/whatever the burger boy in the back is. If a strip is small, I usually toss in an extra one or whatever to even things out. But I am one of the least careless burger boys I know. ;)
 

SkunkApe

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Cliff Notes: Mcdonalds is gay.


I'm starting to think that McDonalds is really evil and devious. All of their marketing appears to be aimed at selling some sort of superiority image. Adults can see through it. BUT, kids can't see through it. They buy into the image hook line and sinker.

For example.

1. The gay arse commercial where all the guys are playing street basketball, but yet they take time at half time to enjoy the dollar menu. ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME? Who the fvck takes time out of a pickup game of basketball to eat crappy food that makes you gassy and bloated before returning to a game of basketball. That is what adults see. What a kid sees when he watches that commercial is a bunch of hip dudes playing basketball and then eating a meal of choice with their friends.

2. The chicken select commercials are all about marketing towards kids as well. Adults see some psycho moron who is completely paranoid about someone stealing his shltty factory farmed, full of antibiotics and preservatives chicken. But what kids see is some dude who loves his chicken.

My nephews were over and they thought the chicken selects commercial was hilarious. You should have heard them giggling.

McDonalds is all about getting them early. Get em hooked. Sell this image of paradise in a processed meat product and give them some crappy toy so that they have 1 out of a set of 20.
 

xSkyDrAx

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I just hate McDonalds in general, Wendy's and the like are much better and they have less annoying commercials.
 

RiDE

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I eat their food. :)

If I'm hungry and all I see is a McDonalds i'm going to go for it. :cookie: