Who else developed a crush on Lorena Bobbitt during the trial?

[gopunk]

<< Wow you are rather strange aren't you? >>



the word desperate comes to mind...

 

[Jeffwo]

Are you kidding?

My butthole draws up when I just hear her name.


Jeff

 

[Eli]

LMAO @ jeffwo...

 

[spanky]

<< Just curious -- who else thought she was really attractive during the height of her trial? I couldn't have been the only man who thought this. I thought she had really pretty eyes. >>




u're thinking with the wrong head!

 

[superfluousmonkeys]

She probably gives good h@nd jobs......being good at whacking off and all.

 

[Juniper]

"slash", followed by "thud"

Funny thread

 

[superfluousmonkeys]

<< slash", followed by "thud" >>



In my case:

slash, followed by boom.

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

Maybe you should take a stab at asking her out. Afterall, what do you have to lose?

In fact, John Bobbit said that after the surgery, he felt that he had come out ahead on the deal.

 

[iconn]

fap fap fap ...... whooops ...got sliced offf!!!!

 

[kassy]

StormRider:
I can picture it now...
Those big seductive eyes staring at you, her hands busy sharpening the blade of her 9 in chefs knife, and all the while she is softly singing the lullaby 'Inch Worm'....
A combo of Yan Can Cook, Danny Kaye and Vixen must be enticing.
I am beginning to worry about you..

 

[conjur]

To digress somewhat...anyone feel that way about Mary Kay LeTourneau (sp?) - that Seattle teacher in jail for seducing a 12 year-old student?

She was somewhat striking but quite disturbed!

And, what if the tables were turned? A male teacher with a 12 year-old girl? He'd have been castrated and left to rot in jail for the rest of his life!

 

[b0mbrman]

Yeah...that's masochism for you...I want me a chick that's already cut off another dude's wookie

 

[Thegonagle]

Now that's just crazy!

 

[RGN]

<< She probably gives good h@nd jobs......being good at whacking off and all. >>



OMFG, I HATE YOU. I SPEWED CORN ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD!!!!!

 

[Alex]

<< Maybe you should take a stab at asking her out. Afterall, what do you have to lose?

In fact, John Bobbit said that after the surgery, he felt that he had come out ahead on the deal. >>



LMAO!!

remember that one bobby and footy song that said about the surgery "and while youre at it why dont you add an inch or two cause im feeling lucky tonight..."

LOL