Who else can I sue?

[CraigRT]

Originally posted by: Fausto1

Originally posted by: Yield
LOL assless chaps! hahahahaha

You must have missed YamahaXS' chaps thread the other day....

no actually i saw it, i am just laughing about seeing them mentioned again!! hehe

 

Sue Nissan for making O2 sensors that only last 100,000 miles.

 

[rudder]

Originally posted by: radioouman

Originally posted by: rudder
I am suing Hershey's chocolate. Because unlike your frivolous lawsuits, chocolate actually has a soothing effect from the ingredients. Since I constantly like to be soothed and chocolate is largely available, I have found myself eating upto 1.4 pounds of the stuff a day. I have put on 40 pounds in the last year and cannot stop.

40 lbs in the last year is not bad considering that 1.4 lbs of chocolate each day means that you've only eaten 511 pounds of chocolate in the last year. I'll bet you are the most soothed person in the world!

Did I say 40? I meant 400.

 

[BDawg]

Originally posted by: Roger
Sue Nissan for making O2 sensors that only last 100,000 miles.

Or for that hideous Murano.

Oh yeah, and what's with Nissan's colors these days? I haven't seen such hideous colors since Ford's excursion into the mint greens, aquas and purples in the early 90s.

 

[Brutuskend]

Well it's good to see that you Canadians are finally adapting to life in the U.S. and learning the "American" way!

Kudo's to you!

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: rudder

Originally posted by: radioouman

Originally posted by: rudder
I am suing Hershey's chocolate. Because unlike your frivolous lawsuits, chocolate actually has a soothing effect from the ingredients. Since I constantly like to be soothed and chocolate is largely available, I have found myself eating upto 1.4 pounds of the stuff a day. I have put on 40 pounds in the last year and cannot stop.

40 lbs in the last year is not bad considering that 1.4 lbs of chocolate each day means that you've only eaten 511 pounds of chocolate in the last year. I'll bet you are the most soothed person in the world!

Did I say 40? I meant 400.

Hmm....400lbs = 1.1lbs per day = 3800 excess calories consumed per day. That's about right for 1.4lbs of chocolate.

Thought about going for a jog once in a while perhaps? Maybe you could tie a long pole to your head with a Hershey's bar hanging off the end of it for motivation?

 

[rudder]

Originally posted by: Fausto1

Originally posted by: rudder


Did I say 40? I meant 400.

Hmm....400lbs = 1.1lbs per day = 3800 excess calories consumed per day. That's about right for 1.4lbs of chocolate.

Thought about going for a jog once in a while perhaps? Maybe you could tie a long pole to your head with a Hershey's bar hanging off the end of it for motivation?

I thought of doing that, but then realized why? I can just sue Hershey's, get my money and pay to get my stomach stapled and lose weight. Then I can sue the doctors afterwards since I won't have a stomach and won't be able to enjoy my chocolate.

 

[TNTrulez]

Sue..... Mrs. Skoob.