Who DOESN'T smoke weed?

[mxyzptlk]

Unfortunately you've failed to adequately connect any of those crazy scenarios you've dreamed up with actual marijuana usage.

You probably think marijuana smoke is responsible for global warming, but that don't make it true.

 

[Ns1]

Originally posted by: mxyzptlk
Unfortunately you've failed to adequately connect any of those crazy scenarios you've dreamed up with actual marijuana usage.

You probably think marijuana smoke is responsible for global warming, but that don't make it true.

Yeah man, let's see some hard facts to back up these claims.

I'd love to hear on a % basis how many homes burn down due to people passing out with joints in their hand.


HEY GUESS WHAT BUDDY, STONERS DON'T LIKE TO WASTE WEED EITHER.

 

[nakedfrog]

Huh, apparently sao123 thinks marijuana and crack cocaine are the same thing.
Each and every single point he made is completely and utterly ridiculous to the point of me wondering if we're looking at an instance of Poe's Law going on here.

But maybe I'll play along and see if he can find a single instance of a pothead burglarizing someone so he can get his dope fix. Crack, sure. Meth, oooh, yeah. Pot? Nope.

 

[PepePeru]

Originally posted by: Ns1

Originally posted by: mxyzptlk
Unfortunately you've failed to adequately connect any of those crazy scenarios you've dreamed up with actual marijuana usage.

You probably think marijuana smoke is responsible for global warming, but that don't make it true.

Yeah man, let's see some hard facts to back up these claims.

I'd love to hear on a % basis how many homes burn down due to people passing out with joints in their hand.


HEY GUESS WHAT BUDDY, STONERS DON'T LIKE TO WASTE WEED EITHER.

you can afford to waste weed if you live close enough to an elementary school.

You always have a new crop of buyers ready to buy your product and then the ground is absolutely littered with roaches to scrounge for if you're hard up.

 

[sao123]

Originally posted by: Ns1

Originally posted by: sao123
Legalized pot stops houses from burning?
Legalized pot stops DUIP?
Legalized pot stops people from spending their money on pot and collecting welfare for food?
Legalized pot stops theft because poor people cant afford their pot?
Legalized pot stops peer pressure in school?

hey... maybe legalized pot will stop AIDS, fix our finacial crisis, unassassinate kennedy, and stopthe persecution of blacks and jews too?

This is like media sensationalism at it's finest.

the only thing that legalizing pot does it make more potheads.

 

[DarrelSPowers]

I really can't believe that sao123 is a real person.

 

[K1052]

Originally posted by: sao123

Originally posted by: Ns1

Originally posted by: sao123


Y'all wanna sit around your house and smoke dope all day... surely you can do it in your jail cell.

No lighters in jail.


When you tell me how me smoking a blunt in my own home affects you, I might change my mind.

because when you fall sleep on your chair with your joint in your hand, my tax dollars pays for the fire company to come out and put out the fire.

because when you smoke dope and then drive your car, my tax dollars pays for the ambulance to come scrape your ass off the pavement.

because when you and your supplier get shot, my tax dollars pays for the police investigation that drags on for months.

because when you fail your drug test at your place of employment, my tax dollars pays for your rehabilitation and subsequent lifetime cycle of probation, jail, probation, jail, probation, jail...

because in 10 years, when you have emphysema from smoking dope, my tax dollars are going to keep you alive on a ventilator.

because when you smoke dope, and all your supplier and druggy friends move into my neighborhood, and now i have to carry a concealed weapon everywhere with me because im afraid of getting robbed by some pothead who cant afford his next fix.

because when you smoke dope, and all your supplier and druggy friends move into my neighborhood, and now i have to sleep with a shotgun under my bead because im afraid of some pothead who cant afford his next fix breakin in to my house and stealin my 65 inch TV.

because when you smoke dope, and all your supplier and druggy friends move into my neighborhood, and now they take it into school and try to peer pressure my kids into doing it.

you say you sit in your living room and smoke your dope and it dont affect me?
BULLSHIT, it affects everyone within 30 miles of you. EVERYONE. and ESPECIALLY ME.

What is your fat ass going to cost me in healthcare tax dollars? Text

A lot more than a recreational pot smoker I'd wager...

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

Originally posted by: G Wizard

you can afford to waste weed if you live close enough to an elementary school.

You always have a new crop of buyers ready to buy your product and then the ground is absolutely littered with roaches to scrounge for if you're hard up.

Been watching Nancy Grace-***?

Seriously, I can't believe the sensationalism in this thread. You guys sound like my friend's crazy mom.

the only thing that legalizing pot does it make more potheads.

Actually, legalizing pot would put the dealers out of business. And honestly, you make it sound like weed is waaaay worse than alcohol. Poor people drink and start fights in the street. Poor people don't smoke weed and start fights - they just fall asleep.

 

[Martin]

Originally posted by: sao123

Originally posted by: Ns1

Originally posted by: sao123
Legalized pot stops houses from burning?
Legalized pot stops DUIP?
Legalized pot stops people from spending their money on pot and collecting welfare for food?
Legalized pot stops theft because poor people cant afford their pot?
Legalized pot stops peer pressure in school?

hey... maybe legalized pot will stop AIDS, fix our finacial crisis, unassassinate kennedy, and stopthe persecution of blacks and jews too?

This is like media sensationalism at it's finest.

the only thing that legalizing pot does it make more potheads.

I really want to laugh at retards like you, but there's so many of you that it's not even a little funny.

 

[Ns1]

Originally posted by: K1052

What is your fat ass going to cost me in healthcare tax dollars? Text

A lot more than a recreational pot smoker I'd wager...

wowzers. Looks like you don't need any marijuana, you got the munchies 24/7

 

[cheezy321]

Originally posted by: DarrelSPowers
I really can't believe that sao123 is a real person.

Hes like a living anti-drug commercial.

He forgot to add the following gems:

"You get high, go to a drive-thru to get some munchies, and RUN OVER LITTLE GIRLS ON BICYCLES!"

"You get high, then find a gun in your dads drawer and SHOOT YOUR BEST FRIEND!"

"You get high, and then get RAPED AT PARTIES"

 

[cheezy321]

Originally posted by: Ns1

Originally posted by: K1052

What is your fat ass going to cost me in healthcare tax dollars? Text

A lot more than a recreational pot smoker I'd wager...

wowzers. Looks like you don't need any marijuana, you got the munchies 24/7

he got owned hardcore. I probably weigh like 80 lbs less than that fatty.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: DarrelSPowers
I really can't believe that sao123 is a real person.

That's why I brought up Poe's Law.

 

[sao123]

Originally posted by: K1052

Originally posted by: sao123

Originally posted by: Ns1

Originally posted by: sao123


Y'all wanna sit around your house and smoke dope all day... surely you can do it in your jail cell.

No lighters in jail.


When you tell me how me smoking a blunt in my own home affects you, I might change my mind.

because when you fall sleep on your chair with your joint in your hand, my tax dollars pays for the fire company to come out and put out the fire.

because when you smoke dope and then drive your car, my tax dollars pays for the ambulance to come scrape your ass off the pavement.

because when you and your supplier get shot, my tax dollars pays for the police investigation that drags on for months.

because when you fail your drug test at your place of employment, my tax dollars pays for your rehabilitation and subsequent lifetime cycle of probation, jail, probation, jail, probation, jail...

because in 10 years, when you have emphysema from smoking dope, my tax dollars are going to keep you alive on a ventilator.

because when you smoke dope, and all your supplier and druggy friends move into my neighborhood, and now i have to carry a concealed weapon everywhere with me because im afraid of getting robbed by some pothead who cant afford his next fix.

because when you smoke dope, and all your supplier and druggy friends move into my neighborhood, and now i have to sleep with a shotgun under my bead because im afraid of some pothead who cant afford his next fix breakin in to my house and stealin my 65 inch TV.

because when you smoke dope, and all your supplier and druggy friends move into my neighborhood, and now they take it into school and try to peer pressure my kids into doing it.

you say you sit in your living room and smoke your dope and it dont affect me?
BULLSHIT, it affects everyone within 30 miles of you. EVERYONE. and ESPECIALLY ME.

What is your fat ass going to cost me in healthcare tax dollars? Text

A lot more than a recreational pot smoker I'd wager...

aint going to cost you a dime...
Unlike you potheads, I'm not going to get fired for a random drug test.
I know how to keep my employment. My insurance is paid up, my retirement is doing fine.

I can lose weight, but being a moron is something that only darwin can cure.

 

[BrokenVisage]

Usually with threads such as this I sarcastically nominate people like sao123 for Elite status... fuck that! I'm not kidding, I seriously weep for you and any children you decide to raise as a father. People with your mentality are more dangerous than most potheads. How you feel the way you do SCREAMS of some kind of external reasoning that you know is stupid to follow yet you do anyway. Whether it be from a family member or friend who smoked pot and had it somehow factor into them dying, you seriously need to let go of your illogical biases. I can only hope you see the error of your ways and drop this misguided crusade against a plant.

 

[cheezy321]

Originally posted by: sao123

Originally posted by: K1052

Originally posted by: sao123

Originally posted by: Ns1

Originally posted by: sao123


Y'all wanna sit around your house and smoke dope all day... surely you can do it in your jail cell.

No lighters in jail.


When you tell me how me smoking a blunt in my own home affects you, I might change my mind.

because when you fall sleep on your chair with your joint in your hand, my tax dollars pays for the fire company to come out and put out the fire.

because when you smoke dope and then drive your car, my tax dollars pays for the ambulance to come scrape your ass off the pavement.

because when you and your supplier get shot, my tax dollars pays for the police investigation that drags on for months.

because when you fail your drug test at your place of employment, my tax dollars pays for your rehabilitation and subsequent lifetime cycle of probation, jail, probation, jail, probation, jail...

because in 10 years, when you have emphysema from smoking dope, my tax dollars are going to keep you alive on a ventilator.

because when you smoke dope, and all your supplier and druggy friends move into my neighborhood, and now i have to carry a concealed weapon everywhere with me because im afraid of getting robbed by some pothead who cant afford his next fix.

because when you smoke dope, and all your supplier and druggy friends move into my neighborhood, and now i have to sleep with a shotgun under my bead because im afraid of some pothead who cant afford his next fix breakin in to my house and stealin my 65 inch TV.

because when you smoke dope, and all your supplier and druggy friends move into my neighborhood, and now they take it into school and try to peer pressure my kids into doing it.

you say you sit in your living room and smoke your dope and it dont affect me?
BULLSHIT, it affects everyone within 30 miles of you. EVERYONE. and ESPECIALLY ME.

What is your fat ass going to cost me in healthcare tax dollars? Text

A lot more than a recreational pot smoker I'd wager...

aint going to cost you a dime...
Unlike you potheads, I'm not going to get fired for a random drug test.
I know how to keep my employment. My insurance is paid up, my retirement is doing fine.

I can lose weight, but being a moron is something that only darwin can cure.

Looks to me like your fat ass can't lose weight, otherwise you would have done it by now.

because when you eat too much candy, you will get diabetes and MY TAX DOLLARS will pay for your diabetic supplies

because when you eat too much and become bed ridden, my TAX DOLLARS will be used to lift your fat ass out of your house so you can get to the hospital

because when you eat too much you become a drain on our healthcare system and raise MY INSURANCE RATES.


See how easy this game is, fatty?

 

[Ns1]

Originally posted by: sao123


aint going to cost you a dime...
Unlike you potheads, I'm not going to get fired for a random drug test.
I know how to keep my employment. My insurance is paid up, my retirement is doing fine.

I can lose weight, but being a moron is something that only darwin can cure.

aint going to cost you a dime.
I'm not going to get fired for a random drug test, because a. we have no random drug tests and b. i don't go to work stoned

I know how to keep my employment. My insurance is paid up, my retirement is doing fine.

I can stop smoking, but being a fatass is something that only surgery can cure.


See how this works?

 

[destrekor]

Originally posted by: sao123

Originally posted by: LtPage1

Originally posted by: sao123

Originally posted by: Ns1

Originally posted by: sao123


Y'all wanna sit around your house and smoke dope all day... surely you can do it in your jail cell.

No lighters in jail.


When you tell me how me smoking a blunt in my own home affects you, I might change my mind.

because when you fall sleep on your chair with your joint in your hand, my tax dollars pays for the fire company to come out and put out the fire.

because when you smoke dope and then drive your car, my tax dollars pays for the ambulance to come scrape your ass off the pavement.

because when you and your supplier get shot, my tax dollars pays for the police investigation that drags on for months.

because when you fail your drug test at your place of employment, my tax dollars pays for your rehabilitation and subsequent lifetime cycle of probation, jail, probation, jail, probation, jail...

because in 10 years, when you have emphysema from smoking dope, my tax dollars are going to keep you alive on a ventilator.

because when you smoke dope, and all your supplier and druggy friends move into my neighborhood, and now i have to carry a concealed weapon everywhere with me because im afraid of getting robbed by some pothead who cant afford his next fix.

because when you smoke dope, and all your supplier and druggy friends move into my neighborhood, and now i have to sleep with a shotgun under my bead because im afraid of some pothead who cant afford his next fix breakin in to my house and stealin my 65 inch TV.

because when you smoke dope, and all your supplier and druggy friends move into my neighborhood, and now they take it into school and try to peer pressure my kids into doing it.

you say you sit in your living room and smoke your dope and it dont affect me?
BULLSHIT, it affects everyone within 30 miles of you. EVERYONE. and ESPECIALLY ME.

All of these things would disappear if it were made legal and regulated, but whatever. Practically everyone I know smokes at least occasionally. I don't, never have, and never will, but it doesn't bother me when others do around me.

Legalized pot stops houses from burning?
Legalized pot stops DUIP?
Legalized pot stops people from spending their money on pot and collecting welfare for food?
Legalized pot stops theft because poor people cant afford their pot?
Legalized pot stops peer pressure in school?

hey... maybe legalized pot will stop AIDS, fix our finacial crisis, unassassinate kennedy, and stopthe persecution of blacks and jews too?

heh...

Under that logic, I have to assume you think alcohol needs to be illegal too, correct?

 

[sao123]

Originally posted by: cheezy321

Originally posted by: sao123

Originally posted by: K1052

Originally posted by: sao123

Originally posted by: Ns1

Originally posted by: sao123


Y'all wanna sit around your house and smoke dope all day... surely you can do it in your jail cell.

No lighters in jail.


When you tell me how me smoking a blunt in my own home affects you, I might change my mind.

because when you fall sleep on your chair with your joint in your hand, my tax dollars pays for the fire company to come out and put out the fire.

because when you smoke dope and then drive your car, my tax dollars pays for the ambulance to come scrape your ass off the pavement.

because when you and your supplier get shot, my tax dollars pays for the police investigation that drags on for months.

because when you fail your drug test at your place of employment, my tax dollars pays for your rehabilitation and subsequent lifetime cycle of probation, jail, probation, jail, probation, jail...

because in 10 years, when you have emphysema from smoking dope, my tax dollars are going to keep you alive on a ventilator.

because when you smoke dope, and all your supplier and druggy friends move into my neighborhood, and now i have to carry a concealed weapon everywhere with me because im afraid of getting robbed by some pothead who cant afford his next fix.

because when you smoke dope, and all your supplier and druggy friends move into my neighborhood, and now i have to sleep with a shotgun under my bead because im afraid of some pothead who cant afford his next fix breakin in to my house and stealin my 65 inch TV.

because when you smoke dope, and all your supplier and druggy friends move into my neighborhood, and now they take it into school and try to peer pressure my kids into doing it.

you say you sit in your living room and smoke your dope and it dont affect me?
BULLSHIT, it affects everyone within 30 miles of you. EVERYONE. and ESPECIALLY ME.

What is your fat ass going to cost me in healthcare tax dollars? Text

A lot more than a recreational pot smoker I'd wager...

aint going to cost you a dime...
Unlike you potheads, I'm not going to get fired for a random drug test.
I know how to keep my employment. My insurance is paid up, my retirement is doing fine.

I can lose weight, but being a moron is something that only darwin can cure.

Looks to me like your fat ass can't lose weight, otherwise you would have done it by now.

because when you eat too much candy, you will get diabetes and MY TAX DOLLARS will pay for your diabetic supplies

because when you eat too much and become bed ridden, my TAX DOLLARS will be used to lift your fat ass out of your house so you can get to the hospital

because when you eat too much you become a drain on our healthcare system and raise MY INSURANCE RATES.


See how easy this game is, fatty?

luckily for you im still working to legislate away all your freedoms, into a boring existance where no one does anything but work and go to church.

it wont be long before drug checks are mandatory for everyone who is employed, drives a car, receives any money benefit from the government (welfare, disability, social security), attends public/private school or college, pretty much anything that breathes.

but until then, you could just come over and i will impart some bible knowledge into you through forceful osmosis.

its much more fun my way than the Cocteau plan.

 

[destrekor]

Originally posted by: sao123

Originally posted by: cheezy321

Originally posted by: sao123

Originally posted by: K1052

Originally posted by: sao123

Originally posted by: Ns1

Originally posted by: sao123


Y'all wanna sit around your house and smoke dope all day... surely you can do it in your jail cell.

No lighters in jail.


When you tell me how me smoking a blunt in my own home affects you, I might change my mind.

because when you fall sleep on your chair with your joint in your hand, my tax dollars pays for the fire company to come out and put out the fire.

because when you smoke dope and then drive your car, my tax dollars pays for the ambulance to come scrape your ass off the pavement.

because when you and your supplier get shot, my tax dollars pays for the police investigation that drags on for months.

because when you fail your drug test at your place of employment, my tax dollars pays for your rehabilitation and subsequent lifetime cycle of probation, jail, probation, jail, probation, jail...

because in 10 years, when you have emphysema from smoking dope, my tax dollars are going to keep you alive on a ventilator.

because when you smoke dope, and all your supplier and druggy friends move into my neighborhood, and now i have to carry a concealed weapon everywhere with me because im afraid of getting robbed by some pothead who cant afford his next fix.

because when you smoke dope, and all your supplier and druggy friends move into my neighborhood, and now i have to sleep with a shotgun under my bead because im afraid of some pothead who cant afford his next fix breakin in to my house and stealin my 65 inch TV.

because when you smoke dope, and all your supplier and druggy friends move into my neighborhood, and now they take it into school and try to peer pressure my kids into doing it.

you say you sit in your living room and smoke your dope and it dont affect me?
BULLSHIT, it affects everyone within 30 miles of you. EVERYONE. and ESPECIALLY ME.

What is your fat ass going to cost me in healthcare tax dollars? Text

A lot more than a recreational pot smoker I'd wager...

aint going to cost you a dime...
Unlike you potheads, I'm not going to get fired for a random drug test.
I know how to keep my employment. My insurance is paid up, my retirement is doing fine.

I can lose weight, but being a moron is something that only darwin can cure.

Looks to me like your fat ass can't lose weight, otherwise you would have done it by now.

because when you eat too much candy, you will get diabetes and MY TAX DOLLARS will pay for your diabetic supplies

because when you eat too much and become bed ridden, my TAX DOLLARS will be used to lift your fat ass out of your house so you can get to the hospital

because when you eat too much you become a drain on our healthcare system and raise MY INSURANCE RATES.


See how easy this game is, fatty?

luckily for you im still working to legislate away all your freedoms, into a boring existance where no one does anything but work and go to church.

it wont be long before drug checks are mandatory for everyone who is employed, drives a car, receives any money benefit from the government (welfare, disability, social security), attends public/private school or college, pretty much anything that breathes.

but until then, you could just come over and i will impart some bible knowledge into you through forceful osmosis.

its much more fun my way than the Cocteau plan.

Okay, I think I get it... you're a troll right?

If not... fuck church/bible. And fuck you for hating freedoms that we should rightfully have, or be only up to our State governments. Drug enforcement/bans does NOT belong at the Federal level, says so right in Amendment 10.

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: sao123

Originally posted by: Ns1

Originally posted by: sao123


Y'all wanna sit around your house and smoke dope all day... surely you can do it in your jail cell.

No lighters in jail.


When you tell me how me smoking a blunt in my own home affects you, I might change my mind.

because when you fall sleep on your chair with your joint in your hand, my tax dollars pays for the fire company to come out and put out the fire.

because when you smoke dope and then drive your car, my tax dollars pays for the ambulance to come scrape your ass off the pavement.

because when you and your supplier get shot, my tax dollars pays for the police investigation that drags on for months.

because when you fail your drug test at your place of employment, my tax dollars pays for your rehabilitation and subsequent lifetime cycle of probation, jail, probation, jail, probation, jail...

because in 10 years, when you have emphysema from smoking dope, my tax dollars are going to keep you alive on a ventilator.

because when you smoke dope, and all your supplier and druggy friends move into my neighborhood, and now i have to carry a concealed weapon everywhere with me because im afraid of getting robbed by some pothead who cant afford his next fix.

because when you smoke dope, and all your supplier and druggy friends move into my neighborhood, and now i have to sleep with a shotgun under my bead because im afraid of some pothead who cant afford his next fix breakin in to my house and stealin my 65 inch TV.

because when you smoke dope, and all your supplier and druggy friends move into my neighborhood, and now they take it into school and try to peer pressure my kids into doing it.

you say you sit in your living room and smoke your dope and it dont affect me?
BULLSHIT, it affects everyone within 30 miles of you. EVERYONE. and ESPECIALLY ME.

My, what a sheltered life you lead.

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: K1052

Originally posted by: sao123

Originally posted by: Ns1

Originally posted by: sao123


Y'all wanna sit around your house and smoke dope all day... surely you can do it in your jail cell.

No lighters in jail.


When you tell me how me smoking a blunt in my own home affects you, I might change my mind.

because when you fall sleep on your chair with your joint in your hand, my tax dollars pays for the fire company to come out and put out the fire.

because when you smoke dope and then drive your car, my tax dollars pays for the ambulance to come scrape your ass off the pavement.

because when you and your supplier get shot, my tax dollars pays for the police investigation that drags on for months.

because when you fail your drug test at your place of employment, my tax dollars pays for your rehabilitation and subsequent lifetime cycle of probation, jail, probation, jail, probation, jail...

because in 10 years, when you have emphysema from smoking dope, my tax dollars are going to keep you alive on a ventilator.

because when you smoke dope, and all your supplier and druggy friends move into my neighborhood, and now i have to carry a concealed weapon everywhere with me because im afraid of getting robbed by some pothead who cant afford his next fix.

because when you smoke dope, and all your supplier and druggy friends move into my neighborhood, and now i have to sleep with a shotgun under my bead because im afraid of some pothead who cant afford his next fix breakin in to my house and stealin my 65 inch TV.

because when you smoke dope, and all your supplier and druggy friends move into my neighborhood, and now they take it into school and try to peer pressure my kids into doing it.

you say you sit in your living room and smoke your dope and it dont affect me?
BULLSHIT, it affects everyone within 30 miles of you. EVERYONE. and ESPECIALLY ME.

What is your fat ass going to cost me in healthcare tax dollars? Text

A lot more than a recreational pot smoker I'd wager...

 

[K1052]

Originally posted by: sao123

Originally posted by: cheezy321

Originally posted by: sao123

Originally posted by: K1052

Originally posted by: sao123

Originally posted by: Ns1

Originally posted by: sao123


Y'all wanna sit around your house and smoke dope all day... surely you can do it in your jail cell.

No lighters in jail.


When you tell me how me smoking a blunt in my own home affects you, I might change my mind.

because when you fall sleep on your chair with your joint in your hand, my tax dollars pays for the fire company to come out and put out the fire.

because when you smoke dope and then drive your car, my tax dollars pays for the ambulance to come scrape your ass off the pavement.

because when you and your supplier get shot, my tax dollars pays for the police investigation that drags on for months.

because when you fail your drug test at your place of employment, my tax dollars pays for your rehabilitation and subsequent lifetime cycle of probation, jail, probation, jail, probation, jail...

because in 10 years, when you have emphysema from smoking dope, my tax dollars are going to keep you alive on a ventilator.

because when you smoke dope, and all your supplier and druggy friends move into my neighborhood, and now i have to carry a concealed weapon everywhere with me because im afraid of getting robbed by some pothead who cant afford his next fix.

because when you smoke dope, and all your supplier and druggy friends move into my neighborhood, and now i have to sleep with a shotgun under my bead because im afraid of some pothead who cant afford his next fix breakin in to my house and stealin my 65 inch TV.

because when you smoke dope, and all your supplier and druggy friends move into my neighborhood, and now they take it into school and try to peer pressure my kids into doing it.

you say you sit in your living room and smoke your dope and it dont affect me?
BULLSHIT, it affects everyone within 30 miles of you. EVERYONE. and ESPECIALLY ME.

What is your fat ass going to cost me in healthcare tax dollars? Text

A lot more than a recreational pot smoker I'd wager...

aint going to cost you a dime...
Unlike you potheads, I'm not going to get fired for a random drug test.
I know how to keep my employment. My insurance is paid up, my retirement is doing fine.

I can lose weight, but being a moron is something that only darwin can cure.

Looks to me like your fat ass can't lose weight, otherwise you would have done it by now.

because when you eat too much candy, you will get diabetes and MY TAX DOLLARS will pay for your diabetic supplies

because when you eat too much and become bed ridden, my TAX DOLLARS will be used to lift your fat ass out of your house so you can get to the hospital

because when you eat too much you become a drain on our healthcare system and raise MY INSURANCE RATES.


See how easy this game is, fatty?

luckily for you im still working to legislate away all your freedoms, into a boring existance where no one does anything but work and go to church.

it wont be long before drug checks are mandatory for everyone who is employed, drives a car, receives any money benefit from the government (welfare, disability, social security), attends public/private school or........is that a package of HoHo's?

*om nom nom nom nom*

fixed for accuracy

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: sao123

Originally posted by: cheezy321

Originally posted by: sao123

Originally posted by: K1052

Originally posted by: sao123

Originally posted by: Ns1

Originally posted by: sao123


Y'all wanna sit around your house and smoke dope all day... surely you can do it in your jail cell.

No lighters in jail.


When you tell me how me smoking a blunt in my own home affects you, I might change my mind.

because when you fall sleep on your chair with your joint in your hand, my tax dollars pays for the fire company to come out and put out the fire.

because when you smoke dope and then drive your car, my tax dollars pays for the ambulance to come scrape your ass off the pavement.

because when you and your supplier get shot, my tax dollars pays for the police investigation that drags on for months.

because when you fail your drug test at your place of employment, my tax dollars pays for your rehabilitation and subsequent lifetime cycle of probation, jail, probation, jail, probation, jail...

because in 10 years, when you have emphysema from smoking dope, my tax dollars are going to keep you alive on a ventilator.

because when you smoke dope, and all your supplier and druggy friends move into my neighborhood, and now i have to carry a concealed weapon everywhere with me because im afraid of getting robbed by some pothead who cant afford his next fix.

because when you smoke dope, and all your supplier and druggy friends move into my neighborhood, and now i have to sleep with a shotgun under my bead because im afraid of some pothead who cant afford his next fix breakin in to my house and stealin my 65 inch TV.

because when you smoke dope, and all your supplier and druggy friends move into my neighborhood, and now they take it into school and try to peer pressure my kids into doing it.

you say you sit in your living room and smoke your dope and it dont affect me?
BULLSHIT, it affects everyone within 30 miles of you. EVERYONE. and ESPECIALLY ME.

What is your fat ass going to cost me in healthcare tax dollars? Text

A lot more than a recreational pot smoker I'd wager...

aint going to cost you a dime...
Unlike you potheads, I'm not going to get fired for a random drug test.
I know how to keep my employment. My insurance is paid up, my retirement is doing fine.

I can lose weight, but being a moron is something that only darwin can cure.

Looks to me like your fat ass can't lose weight, otherwise you would have done it by now.

because when you eat too much candy, you will get diabetes and MY TAX DOLLARS will pay for your diabetic supplies

because when you eat too much and become bed ridden, my TAX DOLLARS will be used to lift your fat ass out of your house so you can get to the hospital

because when you eat too much you become a drain on our healthcare system and raise MY INSURANCE RATES.


See how easy this game is, fatty?

luckily for you im still working to legislate away all your freedoms, into a boring existance where no one does anything but work and go to church.

it wont be long before drug checks are mandatory for everyone who is employed, drives a car, receives any money benefit from the government (welfare, disability, social security), attends public/private school or college, pretty much anything that breathes.

but until then, you could just come over and i will impart some bible knowledge into you through forceful osmosis.

its much more fun my way than the Cocteau plan.

Diabeetus makes baby Jesus cry.

 

[MikeMike]

puff puff... pass.