Who do you think killed President Kennedy?

[damocles]

Oswald, the CIA, the Mafia, aliens?

What are your thoughts on the assassination. I would really like to learn more about it

 

[MetalMadMan]

We will never know. Could be any one of those mentioned ( cept the aliens part ) or all or any diffrent combination of them. Even if it is true the Oswald did it himself alone, you'd find it very difficult to have everyone agree on that because of all the misinformation that's been out since the shooting I'd guess. Read up though, that's the way to find out as much as you want to know.

 

[Eowyn]

Professor Plum
On the Grassy Knoll
With the Candlestick

 

[damocles]

Doesnt the CIA have evidence that they cant release until 20xx?

 

[dennilfloss]

Professor Knoll in Candlestick Park with a greasy pilum.

Down At The Twist And Shoot (Mary Chapin Carpenter)

 

[Windogg]

Nobody killed Kennedy because he is still alive. They whole "assasination" thing was just a ruse. JFK is locked in the level three basement of the Kennedy Compound where his DNA is being analyzed to isolate the "womanizer" gene.

Windogg

 

[PCAddict]

Nobody killed Kennedy because he is still alive. They whole "assasination" thing was just a ruse. JFK is locked in the level three basement of the Kennedy Compound where his DNA is being analyzed to isolate the "womanizer" gene.


I guess Clinton was one of their early experiments.

 

[Cosmic_Horror]

Who do you think killed President Kennedy?

my money is on the three guys that where shotting at him!

 

[cxim]

One of my neighbors, Ramon Manshutnik, did it. He is a half Russian, half Cuban & an old man now. He has Kennedy's brain in a big jar in his garage to prove it.

 

i shot reagan i shot the pope i shot the devil there ain't no hope

 

[ultravox]

I believe it was a mafia hit with Sam Giancanna involved. I also think there was a shooter behind the fence at the grassy knoll....it was'nt no "LONE GUNMAN"...

 

[Doggiedog]

Paulson

 

[Zeppy]

I can't believe you folks didn't know! It was all Bill Gates! If you type Kennedy in backwards in Dos 4.0 it will give you Bill's manifesto. Pretty interesting, although I doubt he's hooked up with Madonna yet.

 

[Josh]

Viper

 

[Mday]

russ did it.

 

[chess9]

Yeah, Russ did it.

Hang the b*st*rd!

 

[The Wildcard]

They are watching...shhhh.

 

[roc919]

None of the above. JFK is still alive under an unclassified identity. Just like Tupac Shakur is livin as Makevali...as for Elvis, well, Elvis is still Elvis.

 

[ltk007]

I think it was the CIA, but I wanna have a funny answer too.

 

[zippy]

Richard Nixon?

Ya' never know...he was probably pretty POed about losing by a slim margin.

 

[burnedout]

Hahahaha.

So many of these replies are indeed very funny.

Thanks for making the day a bit brighter.

I'd have to say it was Joe DiMaggio and his former NYY teammates as he was PO'd about the JFK-Marilyn Monroe fling. :Q

 

[alocurto]

It wasn't me... yeah, I wasn't alive then.

 

[SackOfAllTrades]

One bullet killed him. I believe in magic!!!

 

[KingHam]

Aegis Prime!

KingHam

 

[element]

more theories than you can shake a bolt action rifle at