Who do you think is smarter?

maziwanka

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a human is clearly smarter than a pack of thumbtacks. but for some reason, i voted for the thumbtacks.
 

virusag11

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Originally posted by: Frosty3799
You forgot the option "Why would I waste my time watching such a terrible show?"

Because by then my neighbor and I were a little baked while OC'ing his vidcard and needed more entertainment (benchmarking wasn't entertaining enough for him :| )
 

Danman

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Nov 9, 1999
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"What's Walmart?!"

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:p
 

notfred

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Feb 12, 2001
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Me, because I have no idea who Nicole Ritchie is, and I only have heard of Paris Hilton because apparently she's in some amateur porn tape or something.

I think that all you people who know about these two are actually dumber for it, as odd as that may be.
 

acemcmac

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Mar 31, 2003
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Originally posted by: virusag11
Originally posted by: Frosty3799
You forgot the option "Why would I waste my time watching such a terrible show?"

Because by then my neighbor and I were a little baked while OC'ing his vidcard and needed more entertainment (benchmarking wasn't entertaining enough for him :| )

hahaha... nice... I'm totally in the "Why would I waste my time watching such a terrible show?" camp though///
 

Maetryx

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Originally posted by: cashman
"What's Walmart?!"

rolleye.gif
:p

My wife swears that Paris was joking when she asked that. God, I hope so. She is an heiress of the Hilton Hotel fortune. I don't see how she could have never even heard of the largest retail corporation on earth. The Waltons and the Hiltons probably party together.

And I answered that Nicole Ritchie was the smarter of the two. She was better at articulating and diplomacy. Paris was unbearable. I could *almost* imagine a conversation with Nicole. She'd probably last a full ten seconds before getting bored with me.
 

GagHalfrunt

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Apr 19, 2001
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Originally posted by: Frosty3799
You forgot the option "Why would I waste my time watching such a terrible show?"


To enjoy a show like that you need to get into the karma of it. If you enjoy watching a person spend 20 minutes pushing a door clearly labeled "pull", if you laugh at a 'puter newbie who can't find the "any" key or if like to blow bong hits into your cats face and then watch it spin around in place, you'll like the show. You just have to approach it with a sense of schadenfreude and laugh at the utter stupidity of these vapid living Barbie dolls who mistakenly believe that they're useful human beings. Taken in that context, it can be pretty amusing.
 

AlienCraft

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Nov 23, 2002
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Originally posted by: Maetryx
Originally posted by: cashman
"What's Walmart?!"

rolleye.gif
:p

My wife swears that Paris was joking when she asked that. God, I hope so. She is an heiress of the Hilton Hotel fortune. I don't see how she could have never even heard of the largest retail corporation on earth. The Waltons and the Hiltons probably party together.

And I answered that Nicole Ritchie was the smarter of the two. She was better at articulating and diplomacy. Paris was unbearable. I could *almost* imagine a conversation with Nicole. She'd probably last a full ten seconds before getting bored with me.

NO way was she joking. Absolutely no redeeming social value to either one of those two. Well, maybe as a Cosmopolitan Taster....... :disgust:
 

lightpants

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Paris is definitely hotter :cool:





oh wait, you said smarter- damn !!! :eek:


The thing that I couldn't believe was when they went grocery shopping, and didn't have enough money.
"can we just have it?"

I guess with being given everything their whole lives they don't understand "you don't have enough money to pay for this"