Who do pirates cheer for at the World Cup?

[TGS]

Avast mateys, the following may incite a revolt of ye eyes rolling in ye sockets.

Ye have been warned....



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How do pirates know when they are about to be attacked?

They watch Sea-span!

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How did the pirate stop smoking?

He used the patch!

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What does a pirate say when he really likes a song?

ARRRGH that was off the hook!

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What do you call pirate lovemaking?

Buried Pleasure.

 

[So]

How do they know wether to root for Arrgentina or Arrmenia?

What about Saudi Arrabia?

You know who they don't root for though?

Whales.

 

[mayonnaise]

Make him walk the plank for that terrible joke~

 

[Ika]

Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow

Originally posted by: bigrash
why do pirate jokes always suck?

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his crotch.

The bartender looks at him and says, "excuse me, do you realize you have a steering wheel on your crotch?"

"Aye," the pirate explained, "It's drivin' me nuts!"

that's just a joke...... with a pirate........... oy..... it could've been a ninja.

 

[acole1]

I am not sure if I got it... but if I did get it then it was really lame... but in the end somewhat comical because it was so stupid.

Arrrrgentina 😉

 

[Maximus96]

Originally posted by: Aflac

Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow

Originally posted by: bigrash
why do pirate jokes always suck?

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his crotch.

The bartender looks at him and says, "excuse me, do you realize you have a steering wheel on your crotch?"

"Aye," the pirate explained, "It's drivin' me nuts!"

that's just a joke...... with a pirate........... oy..... it could've been a ninja.

The same joke in japanese will not be as funny, unless of course, its american ninja!

 

[torpid]

Originally posted by: Aflac

Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow

Originally posted by: bigrash
why do pirate jokes always suck?

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his crotch.

The bartender looks at him and says, "excuse me, do you realize you have a steering wheel on your crotch?"

"Aye," the pirate explained, "It's drivin' me nuts!"

that's just a joke...... with a pirate........... oy..... it could've been a ninja.

No... try again. It could have been a peasant in 1800's london though. But then why would there be a steering wheel back then?