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I've been an ordained minister through universal life Church for years, yesterday a family member called and wants me to marry them. I know I have to fill out paperwork, but who do I contact to get more info? The county that they're getting married in?
 
Hugo Drax

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Elevenpog said:
I've been an ordained minister through universal life Church for years, yesterday a family member called and wants me to marry them. I know I have to fill out paperwork, but who do I contact to get more info? The county that they're getting married in?
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Why would you ask here? You are not going to get a serious answer. You should just consult an attorney or the head minister etc..
 
wabbitslayer

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If you are going to marry someone, the first person to contact is that person.

Unless you are really traditional, in which case you could start with her (his?) father.
 
TheGardener

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Are you sure that you are still legally ordained? I just did a search on your church, and came up with a website for your "church". I think that you could do this too. I don't expect that a CPA would post here, asking how to get tax forms for legally complete a customer's taxes. But you never know.

What do I get with my ordainment?
All new ministers, NOT IN PRISON, get a ministers handbook and a certificate with their name and date of ordainment typed on it.
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I guess the big question I have for our golden member Elevenpog is, are you currently in prison? I expect you'll start another thread on what you should say in your sermon.
 
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TheGardener said:
Are you sure that you are still legally ordained? I just did a search on your church, and came up with a website for your "church". I think that you could do this too. I don't expect that a CPA would post here, asking how to get tax forms for legally complete a customer's taxes. But you never know.

I guess the big question I have for our golden member Elevenpog is, are you currently in prison? I expect you'll start another thread on what you should say in your sermon.
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Only retards get caught. I'm not in prison. I just found my certificate, and I carry my wallet card on me, I've been a minister since 8 Dec 2013. I got it because I was watching this show called extreme cheapskates and this lady was ordained, and I thought "I wonder how you get ordained?" and then 10$ later I was ordained!

I charge 100$ to officiate a wedding, 50$ if it is open bar. I also will make a guest appearance at birthdays, funerals, baptisms, or any other event. So hit me up if you are interested.

And yes, I will definitely make a post here in a few months about what to say at the wedding, you guys always have good advice.
 
TheGardener

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You should visit the website and read everything they have to offer. I pity the couple that you marry, only to find out they aren't really married, because you didn't do everything legally required. By the way, here is a helpful hint for advertising. Only $5 plus shipping and handling.

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Congrats on staying out of prison. Make sure you report to your probation officer at required intervals.
 
nakedfrog

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TheGardener said:
You should visit the website and read everything they have to offer. I pity the couple that you marry, only to find out they aren't really married, because you didn't do everything legally required. By the way, here is a helpful hint for advertising. Only $5 plus shipping and handling.

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Congrats on staying out of prison. Make sure you report to your probation officer at required intervals.
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My marriage was performed by someone ordained by ULC, and the state seemed to think it was acceptable. Feds didn't come after me for tax fraud either. Logically, I must conclude that you're talking out of your ass. Have a nice day ():)
 
Nograts

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John Connor said:
Can I test your skills, OP? :D

Who did Jesus cast demons out of?
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We don't specify which religion we are a part of here at the Universal Life Church. If you want me to preach about a flying spaghetti monster I'd be happy to oblige. The 100$ fee still remains obligatory however.
 
MongGrel

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Elevenpog said:
I've been an ordained minister through universal life Church for years, yesterday a family member called and wants me to marry them. I know I have to fill out paperwork, but who do I contact to get more info? The county that they're getting married in?
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So your a minister at what, something set up as a shell company for a tax break

Hey it's only $25 to be an ordained Pastafarian.

:)
 
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MongGrel

MongGrel

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Elevenpog said:
We don't specify which religion we are a part of here at the Universal Life Church. If you want me to preach about a flying spaghetti monster I'd be happy to oblige. The 100$ fee still remains obligatory however.
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You've probably proved me right just from that statement to begin with.

Arrrrrrr...
 
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