- Apr 20, 2003
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Irate Wife: You son of a biscuit-eating bulldog!
Husband: What the French toast?
Irate Wife: Did you think I wouldn't find out about your little doo doo head cootie queen?
Mistress: Who are you calling a cootie queen? You lint-licker!
Irate Wife: Pickle you kumquat!
Husband: You're overreacting.
Irate Wife: No, Bill, overreacting was when I put your convertable into a wood chipper, Stinky McStinkface!
Mistress: You Hoboken.
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