Who are you calling a cootie queen? You lint-licker!

Shawn

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Irate Wife: You son of a biscuit-eating bulldog!

Husband: What the French toast?

Irate Wife: Did you think I wouldn't find out about your little doo doo head cootie queen?

Mistress: Who are you calling a cootie queen? You lint-licker!

Irate Wife: Pickle you kumquat!

Husband: You're overreacting.

Irate Wife: No, Bill, overreacting was when I put your convertable into a wood chipper, Stinky McStinkface!

Mistress: You Hoboken.


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loup garou

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It's not a bad commercial, but it's on too much, drives me nuts now.

The one commercial that makes me absolutely irate is the Meineke one..."Bill, Agnes, we could use your help. We need a family pet. Beagle, a Burmese Python, or a Billy Goat. Hey, what happened to the goat?" HURRRR
 

theknight571

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I like these commercials... where they're yelling at each other but saying nice things...

I agree that they are on too much at times.
 

HammerCurl

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Originally posted by: Anubis
not funny
i prob dont get it
i dont by they gum because of the comercials

Since you can't swear on TV, they're supposed to be swearing (implying the need for Orbitz gum) but theyre not. Makes it sorta funny.
 

Delita

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For some reason this is one of my favorite commercials right now...Along with the one where the guy calls his dog "Mr. barkyvanschnowzer".
 

jdini76

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Originally posted by: HammerCurl
Originally posted by: Anubis
not funny
i prob dont get it
i dont by they gum because of the comercials

Since you can't swear on TV, they're supposed to be swearing (implying the need for Orbitz gum) but theyre not. Makes it sorta funny.

I think its meant to be the other way around. They are already chewing the gum. so it makes their mouth's, and what they say, clean.
 

jdini76

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Originally posted by: Delita
For some reason this is one of my favorite commercials right now...Along with the one where the guy calls his dog "Mr. barkyvanschnowzer".

My god I laugh every time i see this commercial. I always tease emy GF when we get a dog, we are going to name him that.
 

HammerCurl

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Originally posted by: jdini76
Originally posted by: HammerCurl
Originally posted by: Anubis
not funny
i prob dont get it
i dont by they gum because of the comercials

Since you can't swear on TV, they're supposed to be swearing (implying the need for Orbitz gum) but theyre not. Makes it sorta funny.

I think its meant to be the other way around. They are already chewing the gum. so it makes their mouth's, and what they say, clean.

Damn your right, I think I remember chewing. I always hear it in the background, but I don't think I've ever watched it.
 

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Originally posted by: EvilYoda
I love the way she says it too :D

Gotta agree. So much better than that berries n' cream starburst commercial that makes me want to hunt down that stupid guy.