Who are you and what do you do?

[purbeast0]

Originally posted by: captains
i'm a cop u idiot

hahahahaha nice

 

[pulse8]

I'm pulse8. I'm a motherfvcker.

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: Jehovah

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: K1052

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: Jehovah

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: Jehovah
I'm me. I masturbate furiously.

Is there really any other way to masturbate?

I tend to not ask other men about their masturbating techniques nor do I ask them to describe it to me (except for that one time I . . . well, nevermind. ).

:Q

fap*fap*fap*fap*fap*fap*fap*fap*fap*fap*fap*fap*fap*fap*fap*fap*

I'm guessing the CDC ends up with a lot of "contaminated" samples with you around.

If you mean "extraneous DNA sources" then you might be right.

I am now afraid the next tiome I fap, this thread will come into mind. :thumbsdown:

Damn you.

Hey, if a 33 year-old man (6 feet, 190, light brown hair, blue eyes, athletic build, the sleek, toned legs of a cyclist, looking for companionship or just someone to wrestle around with) does it for you.....so be it.

:Q

 

[Zysoclaplem]

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: Jehovah
I'm me. I masturbate furiously.

Is there really any other way to masturbate?

I sing songs when I do. I can only orgasm during the chorus though. Is this just me or is it a common problem?

 

[meltdown75]

i'm going to ask you some questions, and i want them answered IMMEDIATELY

 

[jjones]

I am jjones - I have a nice retreat down in Guyana if you'd like to come and visit; I make a mean kool-aid.

 

[K1052]

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: Jehovah

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: K1052

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: Jehovah

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: Jehovah
I'm me. I masturbate furiously.

Is there really any other way to masturbate?

I tend to not ask other men about their masturbating techniques nor do I ask them to describe it to me (except for that one time I . . . well, nevermind. ).

:Q

fap*fap*fap*fap*fap*fap*fap*fap*fap*fap*fap*fap*fap*fap*fap*fap*

I'm guessing the CDC ends up with a lot of "contaminated" samples with you around.

If you mean "extraneous DNA sources" then you might be right.

I am now afraid the next tiome I fap, this thread will come into mind. :thumbsdown:

Damn you.

Hey, if a 33 year-old man (6 feet, 190, light brown hair, blue eyes, athletic build, the sleek, toned legs of a cyclist, looking for companionship or just someone to wrestle around with) does it for you.....so be it.

:Q

Watch out for the tanlines though. :frown:

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: Jehovah
I'm me. I masturbate furiously.

Is there really any other way to masturbate?

I sing songs when I do. I can only orgasm during the chorus though. Is this just me or is it a common problem?

:music:WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!! WE'RE HAAALFWAY THEEEEERE!!!:music:


splutsplurtsplutsplutsplurtsplutsplutsplurtsplutsplutsplurtsplutsplutsplurtsplut


:music:WHOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAOOOOOHHHH!! LIVIN' ON A PRAAAAAAAYEEER!!!:music:

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: Fausto

Hey, if a 33 year-old man (6 feet, 190, light brown hair, blue eyes, athletic build, the sleek, toned legs of a cyclist, looking for companionship or just someone to wrestle around with) does it for you.....so be it.

:shocked::heart:

:lips:

 

[Zysoclaplem]

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: Jehovah
I'm me. I masturbate furiously.

Is there really any other way to masturbate?

I sing songs when I do. I can only orgasm during the chorus though. Is this just me or is it a common problem?

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!! WE'RE HAAALFWAY THEEEEERE!!!

splutsplurtsplutsplutsplurtsplutsplutsplurtsplutsplutsplurtsplutsplutsplurtsplut

WHOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAOOOOOHHHH!! LIVIN' ON A PRAAAAAAAYEEER!!!

Clean up on aisle 5.

 

[Schadenfreude]

You people are sick, sick bastards.

Sick!

beer:)

(But then again, do I really want to toast people who have effectively made me not want to masturbate for at least a year?)

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Jehovah
You people are sick, sick bastards.

Sick!

beer:)

(But then again, do I really want to toast people who have effectively made me not want to masturbate for at least a year?)

I don't think I want to drink that beer. :Q

- M4H

 

[vi edit]

[Darth Vader]
I am your father
I do your mother
[/Darth Vader]

 

[JulesMaximus]

Did you really expect any serious responses to this thread?

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Did you really expect any serious responses to this thread?

I did my best to set the tone so that wouldn't happen.

 

[Schadenfreude]

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Did you really expect any serious responses to this thread?

I did my best to set the tone so that wouldn't happen.

Yeah, you sick man!

Now my weewee is defunct! Bastard!

 

[Triumph]

Originally posted by: purbeast0

Originally posted by: AdamSnow

Originally posted by: purbeast0
who is your daddy, and what does he do

My name is JOHN KIMBALL!

DETECTIVE JOHN KIMBALL!!

My CPU is a neuro net processor, a leaurning computuh.

 

[pyonir]

This thread is sick.

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: pyonir
This thread is sick yet I find it incredibly arousing.