slightlyhuman
Lifer
i NEVER unbuckle. always just unzip and pull out.
Originally posted by: Mo0o
I always unbuckle and pull down.
Originally posted by: hscorpio
Originally posted by: spidey07
Originally posted by: alkemyst
even undoing that button, how your wiener's fit out that little hole?
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word.
I actually tried it this evening for giggles and demonstrated to SO..."SEE! It just doesn't work."
Ain't no way it can be done without severe discomfort. I still don't believe anybody can actually wrangle their weasle through that tiny hole. Let alone get past the zipper.
Yeah it much be such a feat to get your monsterous johnson through this TINY hole. :roll:
Originally posted by: blakeatwork
What the eff have you been smoking in the IDF rooms??
I'd rather open up, drain and zip back up, then have to undo my belt, unbutton me trousers, pull my hose out and make with the pee. Using the zipper/buttonhole combo saves you at least 30 seconds..
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Originally posted by: The Pentium Guy
Originally posted by: blakeatwork
What the eff have you been smoking in the IDF rooms??
I'd rather open up, drain and zip back up, then have to undo my belt, unbutton me trousers, pull my hose out and make with the pee. Using the zipper/buttonhole combo saves you at least 30 seconds..
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For people with small hoses this might be easy, but for guys like me pulling the hose out is a bit tough as it's significantly larger.
Originally posted by: The Pentium Guy
Originally posted by: blakeatwork
What the eff have you been smoking in the IDF rooms??
I'd rather open up, drain and zip back up, then have to undo my belt, unbutton me trousers, pull my hose out and make with the pee. Using the zipper/buttonhole combo saves you at least 30 seconds..
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For people with small hoses this might be easy, but for guys like me pulling the hose out is a bit tough as it's significantly larger.
Originally posted by: spidey07
Originally posted by: The Pentium Guy
Originally posted by: blakeatwork
What the eff have you been smoking in the IDF rooms??
I'd rather open up, drain and zip back up, then have to undo my belt, unbutton me trousers, pull my hose out and make with the pee. Using the zipper/buttonhole combo saves you at least 30 seconds..
😛
For people with small hoses this might be easy, but for guys like me pulling the hose out is a bit tough as it's significantly larger.
That's what I don't get.
How in the world do you wrestle it out of your pants, through the boxer pant leg, feed it though the boxer opening and then your zipper.
It just boggles the mind. I tried it. NOT happening without digging your hand into your pants through a hole in your boxers. I still don't buy it. I just don't believe it. If any of my friends pulled that crap i would probably punch them and yell "what the hell is wrong with you!?"
As opposed to "buckle, zip, pee"
Originally posted by: Rogue
Originally posted by: TallBill
its there for a purpose
Yep. But what the hell is that flap on the summer BDU all about? That always pissed me off. The winters don't have it, why? Pissing in summer BDUs means navigating two flaps to get to the weapon of choice.
Yeah, who invented that system anyway? A highly motivated snake couldn't worm his way out of there. Has ANYONE ever used the bvd door?Originally posted by: DAGTA
Sometimes on boxers I'll use it. Underwear... it's a lot easier to just pull down the top than try to open up the front of those.
Originally posted by: misterj
why does rosie o donnell have a trapdoor?
Originally posted by: forrestroche
Yeah, who invented that system anyway? A highly motivated snake couldn't worm his way out of there. Has ANYONE ever used the bvd door?Originally posted by: DAGTA
Sometimes on boxers I'll use it. Underwear... it's a lot easier to just pull down the top than try to open up the front of those.
Originally posted by: Fmr12B
Well when I'm in slacks, dress shirt, t-shirt, and belt..... I unzip the fly and wrangel the weasel out the hole.
Originally posted by: Ronin
Originally posted by: Mo0o
I always unbuckle and pull down.
That must look pretty strange in a public restroom.
*walks in*
*sees Mo0o's ass hanging out*
*turns around and walks back out*
Originally posted by: acemcmac
Originally posted by: Fmr12B
Well when I'm in slacks, dress shirt, t-shirt, and belt..... I unzip the fly and wrangel the weasel out the hole.
exactly