Who actually uses the "trapdoor" on their boxers to use the restroom.

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desteffy

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I use it

Where is the poll.

And yea, if nobody used it, why would they still make them like that?
 

sleuth bandit

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Originally posted by: spidey07
Originally posted by: dxkj
Originally posted by: spidey07
So after a long debate I think I've finally come close to convincing the SO that "no man actually uses the button portion of his boxers or underwear when using the bathroom."

This of course comes to the discussion of "well why are the buttons there?" Gee, just because.

This comes as a surprise to her. So let's get a what I'm guessing a 95% poll that men do NOT use in any way shape or form the buttons of flap on their undies to drain the weasel.

Thanks in advance.

You just got PWNED, the SO is right

Ummmm, No.

Any man that doesn't know how to urinate and fiddles his drippy weasel and tries to stuff it back is "owned"
Is it really that hard to use the hole in your boxers?
If you have that much trouble putting your wang through holes, you must have a terrible time with women.
 

LordMaul

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A while back, my dad decided to try those "new style boxer-brief things." They were tight, apparently, and were the style sans front-flap.

He came to me later, whining about how difficult it is to take a leak with this style of underwear, describing his dramatic efforts to whiz that consisted of not pulling down the front, but carefully, strategically threading the "weasel" down one leg of the boxer-briefs and pulling it out the bottom of the shorts.

It took me a while to come to terms with this, but yes, I do believe he was 100% serious. :confused:

edit: You asstards that unbuckle your pants and pull your drawers down in front of a urinal need to die. Why would you need to stand up to piss if you're going to undo and practically drop your pants around your ankles? The zipper is there for a reason.
 

spidey07

No Lifer
Aug 4, 2000
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Originally posted by: sleuth bandit
Originally posted by: spidey07
Originally posted by: dxkj
Originally posted by: spidey07
So after a long debate I think I've finally come close to convincing the SO that "no man actually uses the button portion of his boxers or underwear when using the bathroom."

This of course comes to the discussion of "well why are the buttons there?" Gee, just because.

This comes as a surprise to her. So let's get a what I'm guessing a 95% poll that men do NOT use in any way shape or form the buttons of flap on their undies to drain the weasel.

Thanks in advance.

You just got PWNED, the SO is right

Ummmm, No.

Any man that doesn't know how to urinate and fiddles his drippy weasel and tries to stuff it back is "owned"
Is it really that hard to use the hole in your boxers?
If you have that much trouble putting your wang through holes, you must have a terrible time with women.

Let's just say I'm blessed.
 

longballmaniac

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Oct 11, 2004
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Originally posted by: MrBond
If you unbuckle, there's more chance that your belt can accidently touch the urinal, thus meaning you have to throw away a perfectly good belt. I'm pretty picky about belts, so yes, I use the "trap door".

ok Jerry.........
 

sleuth bandit

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Originally posted by: spidey07
Originally posted by: sleuth bandit
Originally posted by: spidey07
Originally posted by: dxkj
Originally posted by: spidey07
So after a long debate I think I've finally come close to convincing the SO that "no man actually uses the button portion of his boxers or underwear when using the bathroom."

This of course comes to the discussion of "well why are the buttons there?" Gee, just because.

This comes as a surprise to her. So let's get a what I'm guessing a 95% poll that men do NOT use in any way shape or form the buttons of flap on their undies to drain the weasel.

Thanks in advance.

You just got PWNED, the SO is right

Ummmm, No.

Any man that doesn't know how to urinate and fiddles his drippy weasel and tries to stuff it back is "owned"
Is it really that hard to use the hole in your boxers?
If you have that much trouble putting your wang through holes, you must have a terrible time with women.

Let's just say I'm blessed.
Blessed with virginity or just a small easy to stuff wang?

 

Umberger

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Apr 13, 2005
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i only wear boxers, and i always use it. it's a pain to unbutton the pants, etc...
 

spidey07

No Lifer
Aug 4, 2000
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Originally posted by: Fmr12B
Well when I'm in slacks, dress shirt, t-shirt, and belt..... I unzip the fly and wrangel the weasel out the hole.

That being said, I've worn suits every weekday for 10+ years and don't use the trap door.

Go figure.

-edit- my edit shows a poll. oh well.
 

sao123

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May 27, 2002
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I use the trap door sometimes to get a quick bj.... does that count?
 

spidey07

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Aug 4, 2000
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Originally posted by: sao123
I use the trap door sometimes to get a quick bj.... does that count?

That's completely and totally different.

But it does give a reason as to why the trap door is there in the first place.
 

Auryg

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Dec 28, 2003
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In public, like in front of a urinal, heck yes i'll use it.

In private, heck no.
 

spidey07

No Lifer
Aug 4, 2000
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Originally posted by: Baked
Originally posted by: spidey07
Originally posted by: LASTGUY2GETPS2
pollage?

I'm am teh newb. edit.

In English?

Dear fine sir:

I do not create many polls and am therefore unfamiliar with the process. Although my actions showed a poll was created, after review it appears I did not follow protocol. I have justly edited my original post to include a poll.

Regards,

Spidey

jtr:jtr
 

PHiuR

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Apr 24, 2001
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i think everyone uses the slit in the boxers..if you don't you are just weird.