White Russian?

[F1N3ST]

Eww, the recipe from Wiki tastes like straight up ass. I'm finally having a good drunk night with a fifth and some beer and get that recipe, I moved on to screwdrivers for now. What's a better recipe for one? I haz the following:

Fifth of Smirnoff Vodka....I'm cheap Lol. (80 Proof).
Half Gallon of Kahlua........Why a half gallon?
Half and Half..................A pint maybe?
2% Milk.........................A FUCKING GALLON!

Any sweet ratios you care to share? Right now it's Minute Maid and Smirnoff

Bud Light too... Did the cleanest shotgun ever too, stab, twist, put up, open can, chug, not a drip spilled even from stabbing the can, down in like 3 seconds. Literally 3-5 seconds. LITERALLY.

I'm a bit buzzed and just now realizing this post may or may not fail. But I still need recipes!


My new camera took that, pretty piss poor.

 

[El Guaraguao]

I am truly drunk at the time of this posting and i refust to intoxicate another atot member through my ways. stop drinking. drinks r bad.

 

[MichaelD]

Most of them are.

 

[F1N3ST]

I am truly drunk at the time of this posting and i refust to intoxicate another atot member through my ways. stop drinking. drinks r bad.

Ferseriously? Lolwut. It's not the matter whether or not I get drunks it's if I enjoy a white russian or not. A good one!

 

[her209]

For a second there, I thought this was going to be a OpenWRT thread.

 

[zerocool84]

Eww, the recipe from Wiki tastes like straight up ass.

Most of us don't know what straight up ass tastes like.

 

[F1N3ST]

Most of us don't know what straight up ass tastes like.

Well, let's see. Remember last time your dog licked it's ass? That's ass, straight up ass is a whole new level. Idk if that gives you any perspective.

 

[Ika]

You probably should've rinsed out the previous taste in your mouth before drinking a white russian, that should solve your problem.

 

[MichaelD]

For a second there, I thought this was going to be a OpenWRT thread.

Seriously? How did you get that from the thread title? I'm really curious b/c if there's something cool that I should know that maybe I don't, I need to know it. Hacked ADSL modems is the last thing I'd have gotten from the thread title. In fact, I was hoping for some Anna Kournikova (sp?) pic action.

 

[F1N3ST]

You probably should've rinsed out the previous taste in your mouth before drinking a white russian, that should solve your problem.

Lol, hmm. Idk. Wiki says 5 parts vodka, 2 parts Kahlua, 3 parts cream. My ass tastes good thank you very much!

 

[MichaelD]

Lol, hmm. Idk. Wiki says 5 parts vodka, 2 parts Kahlua, 3 parts cream. My ass tastes good thank you very much!

So...not only are you double-jointed, but you're freaking weird b/c you lick your own ass? Did I get all that correctly? You're kind of like a uber-flexible Gene Simmons with a self-ass fetish?

 

[Gunslinger08]

I think we usually did a shot of vodka, a shot of coffee liquor, and then equal parts milk and half & half.

 

[her209]

Seriously? How did you get that from the thread title? I'm really curious b/c if there's something cool that I should know that maybe I don't, I need to know it. Hacked ADSL modems is the last thing I'd have gotten from the thread title. In fact, I was hoping for some Anna Kournikova (sp?) pic action.

It was the first thing that popped into my head.
https://forum.openwrt.org/viewtopic.php?pid=42105

 

[F1N3ST]

So...not only are you double-jointed, but you're freaking weird b/c you lick your own ass? Did I get all that correctly? You're kind of like a uber-flexible Gene Simmons with a self-ass fetish?

Hey, I had to get a fucking rib removed to do this shit! LAY OFF!

 

[Gibsons]

I think we usually did a shot of vodka, a shot of coffee liquor, and then equal parts milk and half & half.

That'll work about as well as anything.

But if you're in the mood to shotgun beers and such, a caucasian probably isn't what you're in the mood for.

 

[F1N3ST]

I think we usually did a shot of vodka, a shot of coffee liquor, and then equal parts milk and half & half.

Oh man, delicous!! Thanks .

 

[F1N3ST]

That'll work about as well as anything.

But if you're in the mood to shotgun beers and such, a caucasian probably isn't what you're in the mood for.

Only reason I'm shotgunning them is cause uh, I'm good at it lol But yeah, I only have like 2 Bud Lights left, moving on to my fifth.

 

[MichaelD]

It was the first thing that popped into my head.
https://forum.openwrt.org/viewtopic.php?pid=42105

Wow. Just wow. Speechless. White Russian replaced by Kamikazee (of unknown, but probably Asian origin...) I just don't understand how this could be foremost in your mind. Unless you live and breathe hacked routers and such...and obviously you do.

Get out of my modem, dammit! /pulls furiously on phone line feeding modem

OUT, I tell you!! Leave my networks alone!....

 

[Nox51]

Had a "white russian" some time ago that was vodka amaretto and cream, can't remember the ratio. It seems to be somewhat different from your mix but was pretty damn good

 

[bobdole369]

Not a big fan of milk in drinks....

 

[F1N3ST]

Not a big fan of milk in drinks....

It makes your bones strong and gets you drunk! Tastes good now too.

 

[her209]

Wow. Just wow. Speechless. White Russian replaced by Kamikazee (of unknown, but probably Asian origin...) I just don't understand how this could be foremost in your mind. Unless you live and breathe hacked routers and such...and obviously you do.

Get out of my modem, dammit! /pulls furiously on phone line feeding modem

OUT, I tell you!! Leave my networks alone!....

I spent the better part of night last night figuring out how to access some pre-OpenWRT flashed Linksys routers back to stock/DD-WRT firmware. Bought them as-is from eBay so had no information regarding IP address, firmware, etc.

 

[TheVrolok]

Fill 8oz rocks glass with ice
1.5 oz vodka
1.5 oz coffee liqueur
fill with half and half
put on bathrobe
enjoy

 

[her209]

Gah! Anyone have that script that automatically resizes images that are too wide on vBulletin forums.

 

[F1N3ST]

Fill 8oz rocks glass with ice
1.5 oz vodka
1.5 oz coffee liqueur
fill with half and half
put on bathrobe
enjoy

Lol I don't have a bathrobe though, but I'll try it!