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White Russian?

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F1N3ST

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Eww, the recipe from Wiki tastes like straight up ass. I'm finally having a good drunk night with a fifth and some beer and get that recipe, I moved on to screwdrivers for now. What's a better recipe for one? I haz the following:

Fifth of Smirnoff Vodka....I'm cheap Lol. (80 Proof).
Half Gallon of Kahlua........Why a half gallon?
Half and Half..................A pint maybe?
2% Milk.........................A FUCKING GALLON!

Any sweet ratios you care to share? Right now it's Minute Maid and Smirnoff 🙁

Bud Light too... Did the cleanest shotgun ever too, stab, twist, put up, open can, chug, not a drip spilled even from stabbing the can, down in like 3 seconds. Literally 3-5 seconds. LITERALLY.

I'm a bit buzzed and just now realizing this post may or may not fail. But I still need recipes!


My new camera took that, pretty piss poor.
 
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I am truly drunk at the time of this posting and i refust to intoxicate another atot member through my ways. stop drinking. drinks r bad.
 
mofoe2001 said:
I am truly drunk at the time of this posting and i refust to intoxicate another atot member through my ways. stop drinking. drinks r bad.
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Ferseriously? Lolwut. It's not the matter whether or not I get drunks it's if I enjoy a white russian or not. A good one!
 
You probably should've rinsed out the previous taste in your mouth before drinking a white russian, that should solve your problem.
 
her209 said:
For a second there, I thought this was going to be a OpenWRT thread.
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Seriously? How did you get that from the thread title? I'm really curious b/c if there's something cool that I should know that maybe I don't, I need to know it. Hacked ADSL modems is the last thing I'd have gotten from the thread title. In fact, I was hoping for some Anna Kournikova (sp?) pic action. 😱
 
Aflac said:
You probably should've rinsed out the previous taste in your mouth before drinking a white russian, that should solve your problem.
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Lol, hmm. Idk. Wiki says 5 parts vodka, 2 parts Kahlua, 3 parts cream. My ass tastes good thank you very much!
 
F1N3ST said:
Lol, hmm. Idk. Wiki says 5 parts vodka, 2 parts Kahlua, 3 parts cream. My ass tastes good thank you very much!
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So...not only are you double-jointed, but you're freaking weird b/c you lick your own ass? Did I get all that correctly? You're kind of like a uber-flexible Gene Simmons with a self-ass fetish?
 
MichaelD said:
So...not only are you double-jointed, but you're freaking weird b/c you lick your own ass? Did I get all that correctly? You're kind of like a uber-flexible Gene Simmons with a self-ass fetish?
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Hey, I had to get a fucking rib removed to do this shit! LAY OFF!
 
joshsquall said:
I think we usually did a shot of vodka, a shot of coffee liquor, and then equal parts milk and half & half.
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That'll work about as well as anything.

But if you're in the mood to shotgun beers and such, a caucasian probably isn't what you're in the mood for.
 
Gibsons said:
That'll work about as well as anything.

But if you're in the mood to shotgun beers and such, a caucasian probably isn't what you're in the mood for.
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Only reason I'm shotgunning them is cause uh, I'm good at it lol But yeah, I only have like 2 Bud Lights left, moving on to my fifth.
 
her209 said:
It was the first thing that popped into my head.
https://forum.openwrt.org/viewtopic.php?pid=42105
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Wow. Just wow. Speechless. White Russian replaced by Kamikazee (of unknown, but probably Asian origin...) I just don't understand how this could be foremost in your mind. Unless you live and breathe hacked routers and such...and obviously you do.

Get out of my modem, dammit! /pulls furiously on phone line feeding modem

OUT, I tell you!! Leave my networks alone!....
 
Had a "white russian" some time ago that was vodka amaretto and cream, can't remember the ratio. It seems to be somewhat different from your mix but was pretty damn good
 
MichaelD said:
Wow. Just wow. Speechless. White Russian replaced by Kamikazee (of unknown, but probably Asian origin...) I just don't understand how this could be foremost in your mind. Unless you live and breathe hacked routers and such...and obviously you do.

Get out of my modem, dammit! /pulls furiously on phone line feeding modem

OUT, I tell you!! Leave my networks alone!....
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I spent the better part of night last night figuring out how to access some pre-OpenWRT flashed Linksys routers back to stock/DD-WRT firmware. Bought them as-is from eBay so had no information regarding IP address, firmware, etc.
 
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