White House rejects ‘Death Star’ petition

[NoStateofMind]

White House rejects ‘Death Star’ petition

The Obama administration will not be building a Death Star.
Responding to a petition on the White House Web site, science and technology adviser Paul Shawcross tells disappointed “Star Wars” fans, “This Isn’t the Petition Response You’re Looking For.”

What is this world coming to when a petition widely supported such as this is denied. I am deeply disappointed in the Obama administration not seizing the opportunity to become the Empire we so clearly want.

Anyone can post a petition on the “We the People” site, launched by the White House. If a petition gets 25,000 signatures, the administration will respond. Administration officials have answered demands that the government recognize extraterrestrial life, allow online poker, legalize marijuana, remove “under God” from the Pledge of Allegiance and ban Rush Limbaugh from Armed Forces Network radio.

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[MomentsofSanity]

“This Isn’t the Petition Response You’re Looking For.”

awww dammit that made laugh... I hate myself.

 

[IronWing]

Obama hates the space program! Obama weak on defense! Obama discriminates against folks and restricts the rights of those who would enjoy blowing up other planets!

Also, after two Death Stars got blown up isn't the Emperor beginning to sound a bit like this guy:

All the kings said it was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built it all the same! Just to show 'em! That sank into the swamp; so I built a second one, that sank into the swamp; so I built a third one, that burned down, fell over and then sank into the swamp; but the fourth one... stayed up!

 

[Matt1970]

Obama hates the space program! Obama weak on defense! Obama discriminates against folks and restricts the rights of those who would enjoy blowing up other planets!

Also, after two Death Stars got blown up isn't the Emperor beginning to sound a bit like this guy:

It was the same Death Star that got blown up twice.

 

[waggy]

LOL yeah i think it was a little expensive. maybe next year.

 

[waggy]

It was the same Death Star that got blown up twice.

what?

 

[IronWing]

LOL yeah i think it was a little expensive. maybe next year.

Put Jerry Brown in charge, we'll find the money.

 

[NoStateofMind]

Put Jerry Brown in charge, we'll find the money.

Unemployment wiped off the map and GDP through the roof! What could go wrong?

 

[nehalem256]

What is this world coming to when a petition widely supported such as this is denied. I am deeply disappointed in the Obama administration not seizing the opportunity to become the Empire we so clearly want.

I assume construction has already started. You don't think those toilet seats really cost $1000 do you?

But of course there in sense in telling your enemies about the construction of your Death Star until it is completed. Else they might be able fly into it and blow it up. :sneaky:

 

[techs]

I read on the internet Iran is building a Death Star.

 

[waggy]

Unemployment wiped off the map and GDP through the roof! What could go wrong?

exactly! and as a bonus who care's about global warming then? i will be on the Death star. though i wouldn't want to be a TIE fighter pilot. they never live long.

 

[blankslate]

I find their lack of faith disturbing