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TheNinja

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The REAL Ultimate Ninja Test:

1. Get a baby carrot from the crispy drawer (you don't need anything bigger).
2. Put the carrot in the freezer until it's completely freezing cold.
3. Wait for your suspect to bend over, like when they're getting something from the fridge.
4. Slide the baby carrot into the suspect's o-ring.
5. Wait and watch. ---------------------------------------------------

*If the suspect is like "What the fvck is wrong with you, you little son of a btch? Get the fvck away from me! Why don't you act like a normal kid and play outside and get me a fvcking beer! Your mother and I should have left you at the hospital, you crazy fvck," then your suspect might not be a ninja. But if your suspect is like "Yo, that's not cool," or just, "No way, homey" then you've definitely got a ninja on your hands.

Love forever,
A black belted viking slayer
 
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ShotgunSteven

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According to one retard in my Advanced Wilderness skills class:

1. One in every four people is really a ninja.
2. Real ninjas wear spandex.
3. If you buy a POS $5.00 knife out of the back of Boy's Life magazine and paint the handle in a camouflage pattern, it becomes a "Rambo knife." If you buy a rabbit skin at a flea market and sew the sides and one end together to make a sheath, you can say you killed the rabbit by throwing the knife at it. Just don't forget to take the price tag off.
4. It's OK to scream like a girl when you lose your precious Rambo knife on the final camping trip, it is found by people that hate you, and they stick it in small raft made out of sticks, light it on fire, and send it down the river in front of you.
 
Kerouactivist

Kerouactivist

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Originally posted by: ShotgunSteven
According to one retard in my Advanced Wilderness skills class:

1. One in every four people is really a ninja.
2. Real ninjas wear spandex.
3. If you buy a POS $5.00 knife out of the back of Boy's Life magazine and paint the handle in a camouflage pattern, it becomes a "Rambo knife." If you buy a rabbit skin at a flea market and sew the sides and one end together to make a sheath, you can say you killed the rabbit by throwing the knife at it. Just don't forget to take the price tag off.
4. It's OK to scream like a girl when you lose your precious Rambo knife on the final camping trip, it is found by people that hate you, and they stick it in small raft made out of sticks, light it on fire, and send it down the river in front of you.
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:)
 
GasX

GasX

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Originally posted by: Staley8
The REAL Ultimate Ninja Test:

1. Get a baby carrot from the crispy drawer (you don't need anything bigger).
2. Put the carrot in the freezer until it's completely freezing cold.
3. Wait for your suspect to bend over, like when they're getting something from the fridge.
4. Slide the baby carrot into the suspect's o-ring.
5. Wait and watch. ---------------------------------------------------

*If the suspect is like "What the fvck is wrong with you, you little son of a btch? Get the fvck away from me! Why don't you act like a normal kid and play outside and get me a fvcking beer! Your mother and I should have left you at the hospital, you crazy fvck," then your suspect might not be a ninja. But if your suspect is like "Yo, that's not cool," or just, "No way, homey" then you've definitely got a ninja on your hands.

Love forever,
A black belted viking slayer
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methinks Staley8 got a carrot jammed up his turd cutter and he is trying to rationalize why he enjoyed it so much and didn't freak out...
 
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TheNinja

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Jan 22, 2003
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Originally posted by: Mwilding
Originally posted by: Staley8
The REAL Ultimate Ninja Test:

1. Get a baby carrot from the crispy drawer (you don't need anything bigger).
2. Put the carrot in the freezer until it's completely freezing cold.
3. Wait for your suspect to bend over, like when they're getting something from the fridge.
4. Slide the baby carrot into the suspect's o-ring.
5. Wait and watch. ---------------------------------------------------

*If the suspect is like "What the fvck is wrong with you, you little son of a btch? Get the fvck away from me! Why don't you act like a normal kid and play outside and get me a fvcking beer! Your mother and I should have left you at the hospital, you crazy fvck," then your suspect might not be a ninja. But if your suspect is like "Yo, that's not cool," or just, "No way, homey" then you've definitely got a ninja on your hands.

Love forever,
A black belted viking slayer
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methinks Staley8 got a carrot jammed up his turd cutter and he is trying to rationalize why he enjoyed it so much and didn't freak out...
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I think mwilding is definitely NOT a ninja and should commit seppuku immediately
 
AyashiKaibutsu

AyashiKaibutsu

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The test to use on someone before all other tests is: 1 Look to your right 2 look to your left. If neither direction reveals that you are indeed in ancient japan then it is safe to say the person in front of you is not a ninja.
 
yukichigai

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If the person can't do any hand seals without looking at a guide then they probably aren't a ninja. Unless they have large, fuzzy eyebrows, strange eyes, and can punch and kick with all the force of a freight train. Then you don't need hand seals. Though that Gaara kid and his damn sand can still mess you up.
 
DrPizza

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Originally posted by: bthorny
Originally posted by: ShotgunSteven
According to one retard in my Advanced Wilderness skills class:

1. One in every four people is really a ninja.
2. Real ninjas wear spandex.
3. If you buy a POS $5.00 knife out of the back of Boy's Life magazine and paint the handle in a camouflage pattern, it becomes a "Rambo knife." If you buy a rabbit skin at a flea market and sew the sides and one end together to make a sheath, you can say you killed the rabbit by throwing the knife at it. Just don't forget to take the price tag off.
4. It's OK to scream like a girl when you lose your precious Rambo knife on the final camping trip, it is found by people that hate you, and they stick it in small raft made out of sticks, light it on fire, and send it down the river in front of you.
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:)
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Okay, I kid you not. A student, weirdo, in ceramic engineering at Alfred University (#1 school for ceramic engineering in the world), had a 2 handed sword at home. He accidentally cut himself while sharpening it, so since it had the blood on it, he went through the rest of the ceremony to make it enchanted.

This kid actually believed that.

(oh yeah, and he didn't make it through engineering)
 
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ThaPerculator

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(oh yeah, and he didn't make it through engineering)
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Of course not... if you had the choice of being a ninja or a ceramics engineer, you'd have to be a idiot to not pick the ninja,
 
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TheNinja

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Jan 22, 2003
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Originally posted by: ThaPerculator
(oh yeah, and he didn't make it through engineering)
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Of course not... if you had the choice of being a ninja or a ceramics engineer, you'd have to be a idiot to not pick the ninja,
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If you had the choice between being a ninja or anything you'd be a stupid idiot not to choose a ninja.

Love,
A ninja
 
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Ilmater

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Originally posted by: ThaPerculator
(oh yeah, and he didn't make it through engineering)
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Of course not... if you had the choice of being a ninja or a ceramics engineer, you'd have to be a idiot to not pick the ninja,
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Nice...
 
MartyMcFly3

MartyMcFly3

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Ninja, Ninja, RAP! Ninja, Ninja, RAP!
GO GO GO
Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO; Go Ninja, Go ninja, GO!
Go Ninja, Go Ninja. GO; Go Ninja, Go ninja, GO!
GO GO GO GO
 
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