While the pan was heating up...

[LordMaul]

...for my fried eggs, during my break from AT, which will be my first meal of the day(6:30 here), I got bored.

Yep, its true.

So, I took another egg out of the fridge, and thought about what I should do with it. I thought and thought, and finally came up with a good idea. Throw eggs out the backdoor, either into the tree in my backyard or onto the one in my neighbors yard, was getting old. So, I got a nice, big egg, wrapped it tight in plastic wrap/Reynalds Wrap, and proceeded to throw it around my kitchen. First, onto the ceiling, where it "cracked"m bounced onto the fridge, and then on the floor. A few walls, windows, and cabnets got hit before it started to feel wet...so I threw it out.

Time to go cook my eggs.

 

[Viper GTS]

You are a strange, strange little man.

Next time wrap it in a very thin layer so you can't see the plastic, & then throw them at people.

Viper GTS

 

[LordMaul]

<< You are a strange, strange little man.

Next time wrap it in a very thin layer so you can't see the plastic, &amp; then throw them at people.

Viper GTS >>



Hmmm.....GREAT IDEA!

/me grins evily

 

[KotchY]

your very odd, do you also say &quot;get outa there its goin blow&quot; as you throw the egg?

 

[Barrak]

riiiiiiiggght

 

[LordMaul]

<< your very odd, do you also say &quot;get outa there its goin blow&quot; as you throw the egg? >>



No...I just &quot;chant&quot; the normal:

MMMMMUHWAAAAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!

 

[Bignate603]

take an egg and soak it in vinegar for a while, the shell will dissolve leaving a jiggly egg incased in that little membrane.

 

[LordMaul]

Thanks, I'll try that...

THough I think I did it once before, it was many, many years ago..

 

[elasmobreath]

I found out Arctic Silver is extremely hard to clean off and smears and spreads out like there's no tomorrow! Put a pea sized bead in the middle of the person's windshield wipers!!! They'll think it's bird poop and wonder for years why it was so dang hard to get completely off!

 

[LordMaul]

<< I found out Arctic Silver is extremely hard to clean off and smears and spreads out like there's no tomorrow! Put a pea sized bead in the middle of the person's windshield wipers!!! They'll think it's bird poop and wonder for years why it was so dang hard to get completely off! >>



3 things:

1. What the hell does that have to do with my thread?
2. What the HELL does that have to do with my thread??
3. WHAT THE HELL does THAT have to do with MY THREAD???!


Oh yeah, and BTW, you are evil.

 

[Imported]

Maybe he means to apply some egg on a windshield with artic silver?

 

[LordMaul]

<< Maybe he means to apply some egg on a windshield with artic silver? >>



No, no....
He was just asking us to do a favor for him: To &quot;clean&quot; his windshield... BHwahahahahhahaha....

 

[Gunther]

that arctic silver idea is excellent, thanks now I know what to do if someone pisses me off

 

[LordMaul]

<< that arctic silver idea is excellent, thanks now I know what to do if someone pisses me off >>



Oh crap...

Hey, wanna beer?

 

[Viper GTS]

Three words for cleaning up AS:

Goo Gone + toothbrush

Problem solved.

Viper GTS

 

[LordMaul]

<< Three words for cleaning up AS:

Goo Gone + toothbrush

Problem solved.

Viper GTS >>



/me snatches beer back

 

[elasmobreath]

<< Three words for cleaning up AS:

Goo Gone + toothbrush

Problem solved.

Viper GTS >>



Not a good idea! Some variants of those &quot;Goo Removers&quot; contain fairly strong organic solvents such as Heptane! They will destroy rubber windshield wiper blades instantly, and leave a coating mixed with arctic silver on the window! When it rains, a film appears that makes it REAL hard to drive at night! It's very hard to get off. AS on the windshield is a pretty nasty trick, but not vulgar (like pouring petrol on doggie poop on someone's porch and lighting it and knocking) or destructive (like jamming a CA coated toothpick in someone's car door lock).

What does this have to do with alterative egg propulsion in the galley? Absolutely nothing! Just an off the wall reply to an (eggs) off the wall thread!