Which would you rather be?

[OCGuy]

Poll explains itself. Let's do this!

Personally I would rather Car-surf than go into the Wok, but that is just me.

 

[DaveSimmons]

I realize this is just a trolling joke thread but:

You're implying Obama ate his own pet, or that he was the one who would kill and cook a dog. He didn't do either of these.

Romney did, as an adult, give his dog the wind surfing treatment.

 

[werepossum]

I realize this is just a trolling joke thread but:

You're implying Obama ate his own pet, or that he was the one who would kill and cook a dog. He didn't do either of these.

Romney did, as an adult, give his dog the wind surfing treatment.

Winderboarding?

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Obama's childhood dog. I've always wanted to visit Indonesia.

 

[PottedMeat]

i'd rather be the rich guy's dog. car surfin' it is!

 

[rudder]

I realize this is just a trolling joke thread but:

You're implying Obama ate his own pet, or that he was the one who would kill and cook a dog. He didn't do either of these.

Romney did, as an adult, give his dog the wind surfing treatment.

Yet old enough to tell his dad he would rather not eat Fido and stick with the veggies. Plus while his dog was on vacation in Hawaii, obama cut short his vacation and flew him back to DC for a photo op. How cruel is that?

 

[boomerang]

I realize this is just a trolling joke thread but:

You're implying Obama ate his own pet, or that he was the one who would kill and cook a dog. He didn't do either of these.

Romney did, as an adult, give his dog the wind surfing treatment.

Well that's it. I'm voting for Obama! Fuck that debt stuff, fuck that borrowing stuff, fuck unemployment, fuck the border, fuck it all. This issue has made my mind UP! I can't in good conscious vote for a man that doesn't eat dog meat.
Indonesia - fuck yeah!

 

[yllus]

I honestly think being on the top of a car would be a lot of fun. Then again, I've never had a pet of any kind. Maybe it would be horrible?

 

[Ausm]

i'd rather be the rich guy's dog. car surfin' it is!

You really want to use your teeth for a bug grill?

 

[Zebo]

Romney wins this contest but not one in November.

 

[Zebo]

Obama's childhood dog. I've always wanted to visit Indonesia.

All the dogs are fucked up in third world. Missing legs and eyes and shit, no you wouldnt.

 

[Lithium381]

Obama's childhood dog. I've always wanted to visit Indonesia.

which part? remember that dogs have very limited color reception and indonesia is a very colorful place, you'd miss out on a lot of optical stimulation!

 

[Doppel]

Mitt's mutt, because few dogs get to be king of the world on the top of a car. Also, I'd prefer to be possibly abused than possibly turned to poo.

 

[Jaskalas]

Mitt's Mut, cause after the media attention that pup is going to have golden chew bones, a personal care taker and all sorts of advantages to the rich life style.

ONLY because the media cares though.

 

[fskimospy]

Of course Obama's childhood dog, he didn't eat his own dog. Mitt however, did in fact strap his own dog to the roof of his car.

You would have to be an idiot not to want to be Obama's dog.

 

[Orignal Earl]

Stupid Indonesia
We should just save the puppies and then glass over the place

 

[Jaskalas]

Of course Obama's childhood dog, he didn't eat his own dog. Mitt however, did in fact strap his own dog to the roof of his car.

You would have to be an idiot not to want to be Obama's dog.

Mitt is running for President, and his dog has media attention. You want to be Mitt's dog now.

 

[SilthDraeth]

Not that I have anything against cultures that eat dog, considering it is a staple meat in some cultures. Nor do I believe Obama as a child had any cultural hangups about eating an animal that wasn't culturally taboo as a kid.

All that said.

I have seen dogs on the highway stick their faces out of a window willingly letting 80 mph wind pull their lips back and their tongue slapping their ass. I haven't ever seen a dog willing jump in a frying pan to become someone's dinner.

 

[OCGuy]

Stupid Indonesia
We should just save the puppies and then glass over the place

I like your style, but I think we should save our 5,000 active glass-makers for Iran and Pakistan.

 

[sandorski]

Of course Obama's childhood dog, he didn't eat his own dog. Mitt however, did in fact strap his own dog to the roof of his car.

You would have to be an idiot not to want to be Obama's dog.

:biggrin:

Nice