Which would freak you out less?

[SlickSnake]

You're brushing your teeth in the bathroom and you see something in the reflection in the mirror. You turn around and you see a man in a wig in his mothers old dress and a large carving knife staring at you curiously with his upper body exposed while his lower body is behind the shower curtain. The figure quickly runs out of the bathroom and disappears while screaming like his mother.

You're brushing your teeth in the bathroom and you see something in the reflection in the mirror. You turn around and you see a plumber standing behind the shower curtain. You move it to the side and you see the top of a plumbers ass crack looking at you. The plumber quickly stands up and his sweaty ass crack disappears out of the bathroom.

Which would freak you out less: the man in drag or the plumbers ass crack?

 

[Farang]

http://www.cracked.com/article...ute-suicide-guide.html

 

[LtPage1]

I'd say the guy holding a knife is scarier than the unkempt workman.

 

[coldmeat]

Well since I live in rez, the plumber wouldn't freak me out at all.

edit: I didn't realize this was a parody. 0/10

 

[Captante]

:frown:

 

[SlickSnake]

Originally posted by: coldmeat
Well since I live in rez, the plumber wouldn't freak me out at all.

edit: I didn't realize this was a parody. 0/10

WHAT ?!? 10/10

LOL!

 

[Eeezee]

Richard Simmons in the shower would scare me the most

 

[George P Burdell]

Originally posted by: SlickSnake

Originally posted by: coldmeat
Well since I live in rez, the plumber wouldn't freak me out at all.

edit: I didn't realize this was a parody. 0/10

WHAT ?!? 10/10

LOL!

Parody of what????

 

[Nebor]

That's exactly why I don't take my pants off until I'm right next to my nightstand, where I set my gun down. If I'm wearing pants, I'm carrying a gun. Plumber would likely be shot. Man in drag with knife would make me wish I had a belt fed machine gun in my bathroom.

 

[clamum]

Originally posted by: George P Burdell

Originally posted by: SlickSnake

Originally posted by: coldmeat
Well since I live in rez, the plumber wouldn't freak me out at all.

edit: I didn't realize this was a parody. 0/10

WHAT ?!? 10/10

LOL!

Parody of what????

This

2/10

 

[Soundmanred]

minusbillionfinity/10

 

[pontifex]

i'm curious* about the people who voted for the guy in drag with the knife.

curious, not bi-curious, like they seem to be

 

[SlickSnake]

Originally posted by: pontifex
i'm curious* about the people who voted for the guy in drag with the knife.

curious, not bi-curious, like they seem to be

LOL! :laugh: