- Apr 10, 2001
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1. Needle is hovering above "E"
2. As I'm driving, the sign next to the last exit for about 6miles says "accident ahead, all lanes closed"
3. curse up a storm.
4. come to halt as I near the backup.
5. Needle goes past "E" and below, exploring depths of my dashboard that no Ford Engineer ever dreamed of.
6. curse up a storm
7. call people to make sure I can get someone to come out with gas if the worst happens.
8. notice that he only has one bar left on his phone's battery meter.
9. curse up a storm.
10. traffic starts moving and I make it to a gas station with the needle fighting tooth and nail to invalidate the laws of physics by heading towards the netherregions that are below my instrument cluster.
Basically, the 'low fuel' light never came on, and I am curious as to why. A few years ago a wayward pump at a gas station malfunctioned and continued to pump even after my tank was full, not only spilling a fortune all over the place, but rudely damaging my gas gauge. The result was a car that now took 11.4gal to fill where it used to take 9.3gal to fill up and whose needle goes about 5% past the 'full' thatch mark on the dash.
I can understand some engineers setting the gas gauge a little high for the sake of incompetent drivers, present company excluded, but isn't two gallons little much? In addition, what about the fuel warning light? Should I assume that it's busted too?
I gotta say, this is driving me nuts. Moments like these, where you are put in position where you have no choice but to wait patiently for your own demise to approach are becoming too much for me. On the one hand I have some glimmer of hope, in that the little orange light of death stays ominously silent, but on the other hand, it might already have been whacked by some over zealous mobsters ready for a hostile takeover and I might end up stranded in god knows where...hell Jersey.......:shivers;
I swear. I drove an eternity on 'E', and I can't stand it any longer
damn Colombianos....with their beans....
and yes I had a little too much tonight...
and yes, feel free to post generous misinterpretations about my "wholesome evening on 'E'"
*goes to bed*
2. As I'm driving, the sign next to the last exit for about 6miles says "accident ahead, all lanes closed"
3. curse up a storm.
4. come to halt as I near the backup.
5. Needle goes past "E" and below, exploring depths of my dashboard that no Ford Engineer ever dreamed of.
6. curse up a storm
7. call people to make sure I can get someone to come out with gas if the worst happens.
8. notice that he only has one bar left on his phone's battery meter.
9. curse up a storm.
10. traffic starts moving and I make it to a gas station with the needle fighting tooth and nail to invalidate the laws of physics by heading towards the netherregions that are below my instrument cluster.
Basically, the 'low fuel' light never came on, and I am curious as to why. A few years ago a wayward pump at a gas station malfunctioned and continued to pump even after my tank was full, not only spilling a fortune all over the place, but rudely damaging my gas gauge. The result was a car that now took 11.4gal to fill where it used to take 9.3gal to fill up and whose needle goes about 5% past the 'full' thatch mark on the dash.
I can understand some engineers setting the gas gauge a little high for the sake of incompetent drivers, present company excluded, but isn't two gallons little much? In addition, what about the fuel warning light? Should I assume that it's busted too?
I gotta say, this is driving me nuts. Moments like these, where you are put in position where you have no choice but to wait patiently for your own demise to approach are becoming too much for me. On the one hand I have some glimmer of hope, in that the little orange light of death stays ominously silent, but on the other hand, it might already have been whacked by some over zealous mobsters ready for a hostile takeover and I might end up stranded in god knows where...hell Jersey.......:shivers;
I swear. I drove an eternity on 'E', and I can't stand it any longer
damn Colombianos....with their beans....
and yes I had a little too much tonight...
and yes, feel free to post generous misinterpretations about my "wholesome evening on 'E'"
*goes to bed*