Which testicle would you give up if you had to?

[ggnl]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: ironcrotch

Originally posted by: DaFinn

Originally posted by: spanky

Originally posted by: ELopes580

Originally posted by: Heisenberg

Originally posted by: ironcrotch

Originally posted by: Orsorum
One of yours.

:thumbsup:

 

[notfred]

Whichever one had cancer or some other disease requiring it's removal.

 

[yakko]

Can I get rid of half of each one so they are a normal size?

 

[Ausm]

Originally posted by: Orsorum
One of yours.

Ditto

Ausm

 

[cliftonite]

Originally posted by: yakko
Can I get rid of half of each one so they are a normal size?

haha

 

[Tom]

you're nuts.

 

[SagaLore]

My third one. It always seems to shock the ladies anyway.

 

[Mr N8]

Left. That way, I could say "I would give my left nut for [insert object here]," and really mean it.

 

[AntiEverything]

Mine are non-functional anyway, so it wouldn't really matter. Don't need any more AntiEverything Juniors running around.

 

[nycxandy]

Originally posted by: ggnl

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: ironcrotch

Originally posted by: DaFinn

Originally posted by: spanky

Originally posted by: ELopes580

Originally posted by: Heisenberg

Originally posted by: ironcrotch

Originally posted by: Orsorum
One of yours.

:thumbsup:

 

[vood0g]

Originally posted by: shenaniganz
I'm right nutted, so probably the left.

LOL

 

[TallBill]

Left, it hangs lower, so higher chance of losing it in a future accident. Might as well lose the danger nut now.

 

[Bowmaster]

I'm trying to imagine the circumstances under which you would save your life by voluntarily parting with your choice of testicle. Didn't pay the dominatrix?

First thing I thought of was a SAW scenario. Ouch...

I'd lose my left - I've been keeping an eye on the fvcker anyways. Always seemed to have a mind of its own...

 

[TallBill]

Cant wait to see SAW

 

[BigJ]

Without a doubt my left.

 

Originally posted by: Heisenberg

Originally posted by: ironcrotch

Originally posted by: Orsorum
One of yours.

:thumbsup:

 

[SWScorch]

definitely the left one; it's been kicked so many times it's a bit misshapen

 

[EMPshockwave82]

i always seem to get hit in the left one (when i do get thumped)

so i'm gunna have to say bye lefty

 

[WarDemon666]

well, there is an obvious answer to this question. Heres how you figure out which nut to loose:

step 1: Have a beer, this may depress you
step 2: imagine yourself without a left nut, think of all the times you have spent with it and cherished it
step 3: repeat step 2 but for the right nut
step 4: have another beer, its depressing to think about losing a nut
step 5:
step 6: imagine yourself with no nuts, what do you feel?
step 7: think of step 5 again, and come to a conclusion.

You have now become aware that loosing a testicle is out of the question. Who ever the fvck is trying to get rid of one, shoot him in the face

 

[cyclistca]

Which ever one Lance Armstrong is missing.

Tour here I come.

 

[woowoo]

The blue one...

 

[Shawn]

the 3rd one.