Which major sport/league has the ugliest athletes (on average)?

flxnimprtmscl

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I voted NFL but as soon as I voted I remembered Sam Cassell. Even if everyone in the NBA except Sam Cassell looked like Brad Pitt the NBA would lead this poll when you averaged it out. Therefore, I amend my vote and go with the NBA.
 

dennilfloss

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Originally posted by: flxnimprtmscl
I voted NFL but as soon as I voted I remembered Sam Cassell. Even if everyone in the NBA except Sam Cassell looked like Brad Pitt the NBA would lead this poll when you averaged it out. Therefore, I amend my vote and go with the NBA.

This guy?:shocked:

(Reminds me of the alien soldier played by Louis Gossett Jr. in Enemy Mine.)

 

flxnimprtmscl

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Originally posted by: dennilfloss
Originally posted by: flxnimprtmscl
I voted NFL but as soon as I voted I remembered Sam Cassell. Even if everyone in the NBA except Sam Cassell looked like Brad Pitt the NBA would lead this poll when you averaged it out. Therefore, I amend my vote and go with the NBA.

This guy?:shocked:

(Reminds me of the alien soldier played by Louis Gossett Jr. in Enemy Mine.)

That would be the guy. Someone needs to search him to see if he has a belly button. He's clearly an alien.
 

destrekor

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Originally posted by: flxnimprtmscl
I voted NFL but as soon as I voted I remembered Sam Cassell. Even if everyone in the NBA except Sam Cassell looked like Brad Pitt the NBA would lead this poll when you averaged it out. Therefore, I amend my vote and go with the NBA.

ET?
?
 

SlickSnake

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Originally posted by: destrekor
Originally posted by: flxnimprtmscl
I voted NFL but as soon as I voted I remembered Sam Cassell. Even if everyone in the NBA except Sam Cassell looked like Brad Pitt the NBA would lead this poll when you averaged it out. Therefore, I amend my vote and go with the NBA.

ET?
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LOL!

That first pic is just priceless!
 

aplefka

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Dude you're gonna vote for an entire league based on one person? NHL hands down. Half those guys are missing more teeth than they have!
 

SlickSnake

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Originally posted by: aplefka
Dude you're gonna vote for an entire league based on one person? NHL hands down. Half those guys are missing more teeth than they have!

Yea, that's true, but when their mouths are closed, you don't notice that. And most of them can afford to get their teeth fixed, or get dentures. So that's not really an ugly factor, per se.
 

flxnimprtmscl

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Originally posted by: aplefka
Dude you're gonna vote for an entire league based on one person? NHL hands down. Half those guys are missing more teeth than they have!

Jesus what a dumb question. Have you ever seen Sam Cassell? Click any of the links above. The question was "on average ". Sam Cassell skews the average so bad that the NBA clearly wins.
 

SlickSnake

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Originally posted by: dennilfloss
And they get new replacement teeth, whereas the NBA guys don't get replacement faces. Still, Patrick Ewing scores more than most AnandTechers.

http://www.newyorksocialdiary....wing-and-N-YHS-Pre.jpg

Is he scoring with her? I think she looks like she's about to run out of the room in terror as soon as the pics over. That's primordial fear in those eyes. Like the deer in the headlights just before you run it over. :confused: