Which internet personality disorder(s) do you suffer from?

Which of these do you suffer from?

  • Online Intermittent Explosive Disorder

  • Low Forum Frustration Tolerance

  • Munchausen by Internet

  • Online Obsessive-Compulsive Personality Disorder

  • Low Cyber Self-Esteem

  • Internet Asperger's Syndrome

  • None! I don't have symptoms of any of these!


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Soundmanred

Lifer
Oct 26, 2006
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6 New Personality Disorders Caused by the Internet
June 30th, 2009

Usernames inspired by Final Fantasy VIII
February 11, 1999
 
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SparkyJJO

Lifer
May 16, 2002
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While I'm not sure where I fit exactly, I do know where a few certain other members fit ;)
 

TraumaRN

Diamond Member
Jun 5, 2005
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I read that and in my mind thought of a member of ATOT that fit each description.

As far as my vote, I'm a grammar nazi.
 

zerocool84

Lifer
Nov 11, 2004
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#2. Low Cyber Self-Esteem (a.k.a. The Guy Who Everyone Hates but Who Never Leaves)


Two posters we have here fit this description perfectly.
 

BoomerD

No Lifer
Feb 26, 2006
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Which of these do you suffer from?
1) Online Intermittent Explosive Disorder Probably...
2) Low Forum Frustration Tolerance Most definitely, often leading to #1
3) Munchausen by Internet No, that's just fucking retarded
4) Online Obsessive-Compulsive Personality Disorder Maybe...let me finish counting to 10 20 times before I decide.
5) Low Cyber Self-Esteem FUCK NO!
6) Internet Asperger's Syndrome No, that's also just fucking retarded...just like real Aspberger's.
None! I don't have symptoms of any of these! Need multiple choice options.

Where the hell do people come up with such retarded things? Are they that lonely in their mom's basements?
 

PlasmaBomb

Lifer
Nov 19, 2004
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6 New Personality Disorders Caused by the Internet
June 30th, 2009

Usernames inspired by Final Fantasy VIII
February 11, 1999
I'm not sure what you're getting at?

That overusage of the internet in 2009 warped time and space resulting in the popularity of Final Fantasy VIII, which caused people to go on the internet to discuss it. Thus it became a self fulfilling prophecy.

That's all.
 

lxskllr

No Lifer
Nov 30, 2004
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None. If had a disorder it would be compulsive internet usage. I don't go through withdraw when I'm not connected, but if have access to the web, I'm on it.
 

gaidensensei

Banned
May 31, 2003
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None of the above.

I browse and read for new replies before going offline, without posting.

I used to have lurk syndrome, but that later changed when I realized I was just being too lazy to contribute anything.
 

nanette1985

Diamond Member
Oct 12, 2005
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I don't SUFFER from any of those - I enjoy them. Especially intermittent-explosive, that's way fun to do on the internet, much better than in real life.

None of the above.

I browse and read for new replies before going offline, without posting.

I used to have lurk syndrome, but that later changed when I realized I was just being too lazy to contribute anything.

Lurk syndrome - that's great!
 

surfsatwerk

Lifer
Mar 6, 2008
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Online I'm actually less crazy than in real life. If only I could smell all your hair through teh tubez.