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- Jun 26, 2006
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Originally posted by: Atomicus
Let us all turn to Outpost9's editorial
http://www.outpostnine.com/editorials/ode.html
"What's too small? Well, let me put it this way - if you put on a baseball cap, take off your shirt, walk around outside, and nobody even notices...that is way too ****** small. Obviously, either God did not like you, or you are an ice skater/gymnast. If you are from either of these camps, you need to exploit the other areas...legs, ass, and face.
And there is such a thing as too big. D's are okay, DD's depend on the size of the woman...and anything above is a little bit excessive. E's? Oh my ****** God. If you have never seen your feet, your boobies are too goddamned big. If little children stand under you for shade in the summer, your boobies are too goddamned big. If you're on top of your boyfriend, and he looks up and suddenly exclaimed "Oh no, two giant walruses are falling from the sky!", your boobies are too goddamned big. And once gravity wins that battle, and oh it will, that ****** will not be pretty. You will have to pay triple admission for any sporting event you go to because, by definition, you will be occupying three seats. Yours, and the two in the row below you."