Which attention getter for a speech on Anthrax.

[j0lly]

I am planning to tap the eraser (from the chalk board) till there is a small cloud of white chalk dust and telling my audience that if this were Anthrax, I would be getting sick very fast and would probably be taking a few of them with me.

-OR-

A can of air sprayed in the general direction of my audience (since Anthrax spores are colourless, odourless, and tasteless). Then mentioning that if this were Anthrax....


What do you think? Any other alternatives?

 

[Balt]

Ummm, I don't know if that will go over very well.

 

[MaxDSP]

that would probably be in bad taste, not to mention trouble with the law. Someone would take it as a prank and notify the police about it.

 

[greenfirs]

They will probably call the FBI and get you arrested.

Everyone is nervous. Don't do any silly demonstrations. Just read off your cuecards.

 

[Random Variable]

Just tell them that 1 trillion anthrax spores weigh only 1 gram, which is equivalent to 100 million lethal dosages.

 

[j0lly]

<< Just tell them that 1 trillion anthrax spores weigh only 1 gram, which is equivalent to 100 million lethal dosages. >>



This should work. Thanks.

The spray, I shall not use.

 

[MaxDSP]

<<

<< Just tell them that 1 trillion anthrax spores weigh only 1 gram, which is equivalent to 100 million lethal dosages. >>



This should work. Thanks.

The spray, I shall not use. >>



good decision

 

[j0lly]

<< << Just tell them that 1 trillion anthrax spores weigh only 1 gram, which is equivalent to 100 million lethal dosages. >> >>




This should work. Thanks. Can you point me to a link? (bibliography)

 

[Gonad the Barbarian]

Just put www.anthrax.com, no one ever checks bibliographies.

 

[DannyLove]

go with the first one about the chalk,

edit: if you ask me, i think you should change topic, I think everyone has heard enough about antrax!

danny~!

 

[Jfur]

<< Just put www.anthrax.com, no one ever checks bibliographies. >>



famous last words

 

[notfred]

<< famous last words >>



of... an english student?

 

[j0lly]

<< << Just put www.anthrax.com, no one ever checks bibliographies. >>



famous last words >>



Indeed.

anthrax.com is actually the official website of the band. But you probably knew that.

Too late to change topic, danny. I am the first in line tommorow morning.

Factoids are usually boring, but this one is not too bad.

 

[rangeLife]

i'd go with the chalk.