Where's the Friday Joke Thread ? (1 inside)

[HelloBrother]

A Tiger was getting married.
A mouse was dancing and making merry and what not.
Public was ashtonished.
So one monkey asked him - Hey you stupid a$$hole why are you so happy at Tiger's marriage
Mouse said - Why shouldn't I dance ? My brother is getting married.
Monkey - Tiger and your brother? Have u gone mad ?
Mouse - Yes. I was also a Tiger before marriage.

 

[astriy]

it's one of those translated foreign jokes isn't it?

Here's my contribution to the sucky joke thread

Two peanuts were walking down a dark alley and one of them was assaulted .. peanut - read it out loud to get the effect. eh

 

[geno]

say this out loud: My Dixie Wrecked


Ok, if that one doesn't work: I'm Wee Todd Ed, I'm Sofa King Wee Todd Ed

 

[Tauren]

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?










Two: one to hold the lightbulb and one to drink enough to make the room spin.


(YES, I am Irish!)

 

[WhiteWonder]

<< it's one of those translated foreign jokes isn't it?

Here's my contribution to the sucky joke thread

Two peanuts were walking down a dark alley and one of them was assaulted .. peanut - read it out loud to get the effect. eh >>



that one was great

 

[WillyF1uhm1]

Never having been to the USA, little Johnny was astonished by the speed of the first express elevator he entered together with his dad in a skyscraper. Feeling how fast they were going, he tugged the sleeve of his dad's shirt. "Dad", he asked, "does God know that we're coming?"

 

[b0mbrman]

it's one of those translated foreign jokes isn't it?

Mmm...everything sounds a little odd after it goes through a Babelfish

 

[pcmodem]

Howdy,
In honor of the recent Labor Day Weekend and Hoffa DNA evidence in the news, here's the joke (insert drum roll sound...):

Disclaimer: BAD JOKE WARNING, READ AT OWN RISK!!!

WARNING... A GOOD BAD JOKE COMING...



WARNING... A GOOD BAD JOKE COMING...



WARNING... A GOOD BAD JOKE COMING...


Question: Did you hear they have FINALLY found Jimmy Hoffa?

Answer: Yeah... he's down at the maternity ward, organizing labor...

(insert sound of cymbals crashing)





Hee hee hee. You were warned.
-PCM

 

[woodly6]

Ok Ok Ok:


Superman is flying high above the city on his way to an emergency.
He sees Wonder Woman sunbathing nude.
He pauses, thinks to himself that he prolly could go down there work his stuff and get to emergency in no time flat!
So he flies down there: BANG BANG BANG BANG! and then flies off!
Wonder Woman looks up and says: What the hell was that?
The Invisible man says I dont know but my a$$ sure hurts!

 

[MaxDSP]

A blonde is talking to her friend about her visit to the dentist with her best friend.
The blonde says "This dentist is the guy I am going to marry."
Her friend asks "How do you know?"
The blonde says "Cause Ive been waiting forever to hear the words "Spit, don't swallow" from a man."

 

[SWScorch]

LOL @ woodly6....!!! that is classic!!!!! roffle!

 

[ricerx]

that first one went way over my head.