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Where would the US military store their secretive UFO information?

ManSnake

ManSnake

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Do you think such information would be stored on a networked computer or would it be stored in physical form in a valut somewhere beneath the surface?
 
oldmosboat basement. The secret agent that dropped the file off was unmysteriously raped.

No one would dare try to steal the info, for fear of being raped
 
TallBill said:
Yeah thats the second place that I'd expect the information to be stored. The first being, sitting unguarded on top of a publicly visited desk.
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With said information being rubber-stamped in large red ink stating TOP SECRET UFO INFORMATION: SPECIAL AUTHORIZATION REQUIRED.
 
It's in a hangar at Wright-Patterson AFB near Dayton, OH. They have (or, at least, had) a hotline set up for Freedom of Information Act questions about aliens/UFOs because the base operators got tired of dealing with idiots bothering them. The operators would only answer yes or no questions, but we never could come up with an appropriate question that would be incriminating. 😛
 
It's a secret that's why you don't know.

A million people can keep a secret if 999,999 of them are dead.
 
GagHalfrunt said:
Area 51 is a red herring, Area 52 is where the important stuff is kept.
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and i quote:


Truman: "Whistlin dixy! I want this sent to Area 51 for study!"
General: "But Sir! That's where we're building our fake moon landing set."
Truman: "Then we'll have to really land on the moon. Invent NASA and tell them to get off their fannies!"
 
Jumpem said:
The government, as in the legislative or executive branch, yes. The DoD doesn't mess around though.
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My only experience is with the NRC, and they're rather good with the safegaurds/security related information. Vaults with fire cabinets, non-networked computers requiring you to check in/out removable hard drives with the certain information you need on it. They're even rather overprotecting of personal/privacy information.

I have a good amount of faith the whoever handles UFOs is at least that good.
 
UFOs are a bunch of crap. None of the ones you can see physically have any type of regular design to them, as if they were all from the same civilization.
 
rcpratt said:
Pretty sure they wouldn't be dumb enough to store it on a networked computer.
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The majority of classified information is stored on networked computers. These networks are not connected to the internet; network separation is the important step.

Pens1566 said:
Not DoD. I have yet to see a classified system touch an externally available network. It simply isn't allowed.
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