I am pretty sure I don't have to tell you that it involves some prepositional changes, and of course your favorite millennial word "bro" which fell out of favor pretty quick here in cow town, but apparently held on in Florida, which has so little culture that even an Ohioan can be proud.
I used to live in the fallout land of "bro" and fist bumps that was '10-'12 New Mexico.
Here is the part where you make some sort of reach to insult me or my mother for some unrelated principle which you actually have no experience in.
I applaud you, in that my mother was actually less than ideal and yet I still forgive her. We have a good relationship today, and between her and my father I learned how to deal with grade school mentalities such as yours.