Where do you have the best success picking up people?

[HamburgerBoy]

Exactly. Ugly fat chicks are the welfare of getting laid.

No, porn (no sex) is the welfare (no job), which is something I'm sure shorty is dependent on.

 

[Miramonti]

This thread needs a title pic.

 

[smackababy]

Midget tossing competitions is generally where I have the best success, but I don't know if those count as people or not. Maybe 3/5ths?


Oh! A midget joke and a racist history joke in one post? I'm just waiting for my infraction. =(

 

[Rakehellion]

I havent fucked in 6 years.
I havent dated in 7 years.

So my answer is: no where.

That explains some of your shit threads.

 

[Sonikku]

I am ugly and short.

Nobody wants me.

You need to Tyrion it up with wit and humor.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

You need to Tyrion it up with wit and humor.

Needs to find a noble family to be born into as well.

 

[Rakehellion]

I'm highly attractive, intelligent, and not an aspie. Also, I don't have the self-esteem of a North Korean prison inmate.

I like meeting women online because you can get a better understanding of their personality quickly. But then you have to meet as soon as possible because that doesn't always translate to the real world.

 

[shortylickens]

Well, after your pity party, you can get a 2nd job then, so you can save up for plastic surgery so at least you'll be handsome and short.

what pity party what second job?

 

[nakedfrog]

I'm highly attractive, intelligent, and not an aspie. Also, I don't have the self-esteem of a North Korean prison inmate.

I like meeting women online because you can get a better understanding of their personality quickly. But then you have to meet as soon as possible because that doesn't always translate to the real world.

I'm attractive, intelligent, and... hey, screw you, buddy

 

[smackababy]

I'm highly attractive, intelligent, and not an aspie. Also, I don't have the self-esteem of a North Korean prison inmate.

I like meeting women online because you can get a better understanding of their personality quickly. But then you have to meet as soon as possible because that doesn't always translate to the real world.

Since you can't eat even medium rare steak, I find everything else you posted to be fabricated.

 

[jlee]

I met mine sorta via ATOT.

 

[lxskllr]

The playground

 

[Puppies04]

Abortion clinics, yep I went there.

 

[manimal]

I met mine sorta via ATOT.

Needs moar info!!!!!
Funny thing is I met my wife at the opera. I was singing a secondary lead and had a lot of time in between scenes to flirt with the hot lead.


Crazy how many times I got hit on in subsequent shows traveling by married wemon and younger choristers. I don't mess around when I travel but damn wen your 45 and a21 year old tells you your high notes make them wet it gives you pause. ...



I try to think of baseball and my wife chopping my nuts off.

 

[jlee]

Needs moar info!!!!!
Funny thing is I met my wife at the opera. I was singing a secondary lead and had a lot of time in between scenes to flirt with the hot lead.


Crazy how many times I got hit on in subsequent shows traveling by married wemon and younger choristers. I don't mess around when I travel but damn wen your 45 and a21 year old tells you your high notes make them wet it gives you pause. ...



I try to think of baseball and my wife chopping my nuts off.

It all started here.

 

[smackababy]

It all started here.

I always knew there was something between you and JCH13. >_>

 

[Red Squirrel]

The daycare.

 

[SandEagle]

That explains all of your shit threads.

ftfy
btw, shorty post pics. i want to rate you on a scale of one to zero.

 

[shortylickens]

ftfy
btw, shorty post pics. i want to rate you on a scale of one to zero.

GO fuck yourself.




Stupid miserable wise and beautiful woman.

 

[SandEagle]

GO f*** yourself.




Stupid miserable c-word.

why so serious?

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Dance class. Where else can you watch women in spandex without being called out on it?

 

[MongGrel]

why so serious?

 

[manimal]

Waffles.

 

[uclaLabrat]

My wife tells me I'm the cat's ass...I was probably attractive 5-10 years ago, some chicks may still think I'm hot...but I'm tall, and being a tall guy is like being a chick with big tits...some won't date you just for that reason, some will, but most won't say no to it.

 

[Ruptga]

being a tall guy is like being a chick with big tits...some won't date you just for that reason, some will, but most won't say no to it.

Shens, I'm 6'4" and most people just think I'm fuckin scary.

How most people see me:

What I actually look like.
http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?p=35846907