Where do I turn in my man card?

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XMan

XMan

Lifer
Oct 9, 1999
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My wife owns me at Guitar Hero . . . <sigh>. ;)

Time to practice I guess . . . :p
 
Away

Away

Diamond Member
May 1, 2005
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It takes a man to admit those things. You can keep your man card.
 
narzy

narzy

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Feb 26, 2000
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Originally posted by: Away
It takes a man to admit those things. You can keep your man card.
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What! You can't call off a man card confiscation. Who died and made you man king? I thought we were assembled in a hierarchy based solely on peener size and that it had been determined that Red Dawn was Man King around here...

OP, throw it in the shredder with the rest of the men who are whipped by their wives and expect to begin paying for a gardener and pool boy.
 
XMan

XMan

Lifer
Oct 9, 1999
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Originally posted by: her209
Maybe you should change your username to EXMan.
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I think that ones taken. ;)

Originally posted by: narzy
Originally posted by: Away
It takes a man to admit those things. You can keep your man card.
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What! You can't call off a man card confiscation. Who died and made you man king? I thought we were assembled in a hierarchy based solely on peener size and that it had been determined that Red Dawn was Man King around here...

OP, throw it in the shredder with the rest of the men who are whipped by their wives and expect to begin paying for a gardener and pool boy.
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The gardener pays me. Do I get bonus points for that? Gotta love having extra buildings to rent out . . . :D
 
narzy

narzy

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Feb 26, 2000
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Originally posted by: XMan
Originally posted by: her209
Maybe you should change your username to EXMan.
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I think that ones taken. ;)

Originally posted by: narzy
Originally posted by: Away
It takes a man to admit those things. You can keep your man card.
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What! You can't call off a man card confiscation. Who died and made you man king? I thought we were assembled in a hierarchy based solely on peener size and that it had been determined that Red Dawn was Man King around here...

OP, throw it in the shredder with the rest of the men who are whipped by their wives and expect to begin paying for a gardener and pool boy.
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The gardener pays me. Do I get bonus points for that? Gotta love having extra buildings to rent out . . . :D
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1 pimp point.
 
PlasmaBomb

PlasmaBomb

Lifer
Nov 19, 2004
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Originally posted by: narzy
I thought we were assembled in a hierarchy based solely on peener size and that it had been determined that Red Dawn was Man King around here...
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I am worried that you have seen Red Dawns peener...
 
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thecrecarc

Diamond Member
Aug 17, 2004
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Originally posted by: PlasmaBomb
Originally posted by: narzy
I thought we were assembled in a hierarchy based solely on peener size and that it had been determined that Red Dawn was Man King around here...
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I am worried that you have seen Red Dawns peener...
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It's kinda hard to avoid... ;)
 
S Freud

S Freud

Diamond Member
Apr 25, 2005
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Losing at Guitar Hero to your wife doesn't make you less of a man...I think it makes you more of a man.
 
PlasmaBomb

PlasmaBomb

Lifer
Nov 19, 2004
11,636
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Originally posted by: thecrecarc
Originally posted by: PlasmaBomb
Originally posted by: narzy
I thought we were assembled in a hierarchy based solely on peener size and that it had been determined that Red Dawn was Man King around here...
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I am worried that you have seen Red Dawns peener...
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It's kinda hard to avoid... ;)
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:confused:
 
anxi80

anxi80

Lifer
Jul 7, 2002
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Originally posted by: narzy
Originally posted by: XMan
Originally posted by: her209
Maybe you should change your username to EXMan.
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I think that ones taken. ;)

Originally posted by: narzy
Originally posted by: Away
It takes a man to admit those things. You can keep your man card.
Click to expand...

What! You can't call off a man card confiscation. Who died and made you man king? I thought we were assembled in a hierarchy based solely on peener size and that it had been determined that Red Dawn was Man King around here...

OP, throw it in the shredder with the rest of the men who are whipped by their wives and expect to begin paying for a gardener and pool boy.
Click to expand...

The gardener pays me. Do I get bonus points for that? Gotta love having extra buildings to rent out . . . :D
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1 pimp point.
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which now brings his grand total to... 1.
 
yours truly

yours truly

Golden Member
Aug 19, 2006
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Originally posted by: S Freud
Losing at Guitar Hero to your wife doesn't make you less of a man...I think it makes you more of a man.
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no, i think its time for the OP to get the chop
 
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Kirby64

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Apr 24, 2006
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Originally posted by: spittledip
You lose your man card for playing Guitar Hero in the first place.
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Please turn in your man card. Anyone professing that guitar hero is not manly is obviously a blasphemer and shall be deemed a heretic. Guitar hero is for manly men who are not talented instrumentally yet still want to rock.
 
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TonyG

Platinum Member
Feb 12, 2000
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Practicing at guitar hero... Never could get into console gaming, well barring pacman, and no I am not that old, just happened to inherit an early computer/console system which included pacman, missile command, and a couple of othes with the joystick.

Keep the man card for now, because you did lose to your wife, as long as you didn't let her win....in which case you would be turning it over about now.

Hmm, back to this bottle of Shiner Bock...
 
XMan

XMan

Lifer
Oct 9, 1999
12,513
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Originally posted by: TonyG
Practicing at guitar hero... Never could get into console gaming, well barring pacman, and no I am not that old, just happened to inherit an early computer/console system which included pacman, missile command, and a couple of othes with the joystick.

Keep the man card for now, because you did lose to your wife, as long as you didn't let her win....in which case you would be turning it over about now.

Hmm, back to this bottle of Shiner Bock...
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Is it still "console gaming" if you're playing on an HTPC? ;)
 
lokiju

lokiju

Lifer
May 29, 2003
18,526
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My wife has beaten me a few times at Mario Kart :(

In fairness though, I had been drinking ;)
 
Squisher

Squisher

Lifer
Aug 17, 2000
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Originally posted by: thecrecarc
Originally posted by: PlasmaBomb
Originally posted by: narzy
I thought we were assembled in a hierarchy based solely on peener size and that it had been determined that Red Dawn was Man King around here...
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I am worried that you have seen Red Dawns peener...
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It's kinda hard to avoid... ;)
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That's because he's all peener.

 
radioouman

radioouman

Diamond Member
Nov 4, 2002
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Originally posted by: S Freud
Losing at Guitar Hero to your wife doesn't make you less of a man...I think it makes you more of a man.
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I always get distracted when my wife is playing that guitar... she just looks hot playing it, and then I lose track of where I am.
 
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DisgruntledVirus

Lifer
Dec 26, 2007
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Originally posted by: radioouman
Originally posted by: S Freud
Losing at Guitar Hero to your wife doesn't make you less of a man...I think it makes you more of a man.
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I always get distracted when my wife is playing that guitar... she just looks hot playing it, and then I lose track of where I am.
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Pics or ban.

That goes for you as well OP.
 
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