Where do fish go to study advanced courses?

[mjrpes3]

How do fish becomes good musicians?

By practicing their scales!

 

[IronWing]

Originally posted by: mjrpes3
How do fish becomes good musicians?

By practicing their scales!

Who's their favorite band leader?

Tommy Dorsel!

 

[mjrpes3]

What did the president say when he pardoned the fish?

You are off the hook!

 

[mjrpes3]

If Willie Nelson was a fish what would he smoke?

Seaweed!

 

[mjrpes3]

When fishes go to baseball games what do they like to do?

The wave!

 

[nonameo]

Originally posted by: nonameo
So what did the what did the proctologist say when he heard it was going to be below freezing outside?

Say nonameo, what did he say?

Oh wait! I know what he said!


I see!

 

[mjrpes3]

Why do clams prefer Linux?

They can do everything from their shell.

 

[Farang]

What did the pirate perch say when he bit into the hook?



ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!

 

[IronWing]

What programming language do oysters use?



perl.

 

[nonameo]

Originally posted by: Farang
What did the pirate perch say when he bit into the hook?



ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!

But that's all pirates say anyway.

 

[thepd7]

Originally posted by: ironwing

Originally posted by: venkman
i'm not going to take the bait.

Good, don't feed the trawl*.

lol good one.

 

[FDF12389]

There's something fishy going on in here.

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: ironwing

Originally posted by: venkman
i'm not going to take the bait.

Good, don't feed the trawl*.

Yeah, sounds like he's just feeding you a line.

 

[FDF12389]

dp

 

[FDF12389]

Originally posted by: Jeff7

Originally posted by: ironwing

Originally posted by: venkman
i'm not going to take the bait.

Good, don't feed the trawl*.

Yeah, sounds like he's just feeding you a line.

No, hes just waiting for a jerk

 

[finite automaton]

You all need to go take a pike.

 

[IronWing]

What's a pirate's favorite fish?



Gaaar

 

[SandEagle]

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fsh!

 

[wwswimming]

where does caviar get it's taste ?

sturgeon sperm.

 

[Zee]

some people need to clam up

 

[JTsyo]

What does a crack-whore have in common with a dog?

Both do tricks for treats.

 

[Nerva]

awful awful joke.

 

[DomS]

hahahhahah tunaversity! It's funny cause it's true!

 

[M0oG0oGaiPan]

Eating too much fish can give you mercury poisoning according to the Sturgeon General.

 

[acheron]

What did the fish say when he hit a wall?

"Dam."