Where can I procure a meerkat?

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: gsellis
Really bad idea. Get a ferret. About as close as you will get and it will not cause you all sorts of problems. You can visit Busch Gardens Tampa if you want to see some.

Ferrets smell bad.

 

[tasmanian]

Go to south africa and hunt and trap one down. Smuggle it home and you have your own Meerkat.

 

[sjwaste]

Originally posted by: jandrews
I think if you ever watch them on television it is brutally obvious that they are a happy pack animal and would be very sad in a solitary life.

Like a dog?

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: gsellis
Really bad idea. Get a ferret. About as close as you will get and it will not cause you all sorts of problems. You can visit Busch Gardens Tampa if you want to see some.

Ferrets smell bad.

You can get ones that have had their scent glands removed. Friend has one. I can't imagine it smells any worse than a meerkat would.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: Pliablemoose
Backpack, ether, zoo.

Oh, man... so many great stories could come from that.

 

[everman]

Originally posted by: Sinsear

Originally posted by: Kadarin

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: Drako
Clicky

I already have like 30 stuffed meerkats.

So would that qualify as bulk?

If they came in an alternator shaped box I'm quite sure they could be called bulk.

Bulk Meerkats wouldn't fit in an alternator box, certainly not 30, which everyone knows is not bulk when talking about Meerkats. I wonder if you can buy bulk meerkats online somewhere?