Where can i get a Donkey Kong tie?

[Wheatmaster]

does anyone know where i can buy a DK tie just like the one donkey kong wears?
i want to get it as a gift for someone

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[Wheatmaster]

bah anyone know?

 

[HonkeyDonk]

Have you searched any yourself? Or are you waiting for AT to do all your work b/c you're lazy?

Anyways, I found this on google.

From: sean connolly (*********@yahoo.com)
Subject: none

any idea where i could get a donkey kong tie? you know,
the red tie with the DK on it. ive checked tie sites and ebay,
but no luck.

thanks
-sean!

Dear Sean,

You mean they didn't have one at Macy's?

Look, we know you think a DK tie is going to be really cool, but it isn't. It's geeky. Too geeky, really, unless you're a gorilla, in which case we'd like to meet you because you type well for a gorilla.

Seriously, get out while you can, because once you buy a DK tie, it's all over for you. Next thing you know, you'll look like this. Or maybe you'll go bigger and wind up like this. A DK Tie is a gateway drug, eventually leading to extended cosplay, which can have disastrous results.

Save yourself a great deal of time, money and embarrassment and get a fish tie instead.

-GR

Hope that helps. (tho it probably doesn't, t.s.)

 

[neonerd]

Originally posted by: HonkeyDonk
Have you searched any yourself? Or are you waiting for AT to do all your work b/c you're lazy?

Anyways, I found this on google.

From: sean connolly (*********@yahoo.com)
Subject: none

any idea where i could get a donkey kong tie? you know,
the red tie with the DK on it. ive checked tie sites and ebay,
but no luck.

thanks
-sean!

Dear Sean,

You mean they didn't have one at Macy's?

Look, we know you think a DK tie is going to be really cool, but it isn't. It's geeky. Too geeky, really, unless you're a gorilla, in which case we'd like to meet you because you type well for a gorilla.

Seriously, get out while you can, because once you buy a DK tie, it's all over for you. Next thing you know, you'll look like this. Or maybe you'll go bigger and wind up like this. A DK Tie is a gateway drug, eventually leading to extended cosplay, which can have disastrous results.

Save yourself a great deal of time, money and embarrassment and get a fish tie instead.

-GR

Hope that helps. (tho it probably doesn't, t.s.)

:Q

 

[OREOSpeedwagon]

Originally posted by: HonkeyDonk
Have you searched any yourself? Or are you waiting for AT to do all your work b/c you're lazy?

Anyways, I found this on google.

From: sean connolly (*********@yahoo.com)
Subject: none

any idea where i could get a donkey kong tie? you know,
the red tie with the DK on it. ive checked tie sites and ebay,
but no luck.

thanks
-sean!

Dear Sean,

You mean they didn't have one at Macy's?

Look, we know you think a DK tie is going to be really cool, but it isn't. It's geeky. Too geeky, really, unless you're a gorilla, in which case we'd like to meet you because you type well for a gorilla.

Seriously, get out while you can, because once you buy a DK tie, it's all over for you. Next thing you know, you'll look like this. Or maybe you'll go bigger and wind up like this. A DK Tie is a gateway drug, eventually leading to extended cosplay, which can have disastrous results.

Save yourself a great deal of time, money and embarrassment and get a fish tie instead.

-GR

Hope that helps. (tho it probably doesn't, t.s.)

DK could kick Starfox's ass.

 

[Wheatmaster]

i tried google and ebay. nothing.