I doubt I'll slit my throat. (Unless I miss a few doses.)
I don't mind safety razor shaves, the Mach3 I use is perfectly fine for it. But it's hard to shape a beard and really get a nice shave with one (even with my glasses on), so I want to see what I can do with a straight razor. I certainly can't use an electric, they kill me. But I of course don't want to spend 50, 60, 100 dollars on a razor.
I don't know specifically any barbers that use straight razors. Heck, I don't even know any real barbers around here, that will give you a shave. I guess I'll go have a look around and see. Hard to believe they'd sell one for 5 dollars if I can't find one online for less than 40. Of course, I also need to get a leather strop for it.