where babies come from

OS

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At work, two of my older coworkers were having a discussion and apparently they didn't know where kids come from until they were solidly adults. One of them said, "the first thing I did when I went to college was find out where babies come from." The other one was like, my parents just told me that they found my brother somewhere. They're both from conservative cultures, chinese and muslim.
 

beer

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You ever seen the Family Guy episode when Peter and Lois have their crack-addicted baby taken away?
 

MagicianBdotCom

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Yeah parents never had that talk with me. Just lots of sex ed classes since 4th grade. Glad we never had that talk :p
 

Ness

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"Look who's talking" taught me when I was 7.



Kristie Alley inadvertantly educating you about where babies come from is not a shinning moment in life.
 

Kadarin

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Originally posted by: OS
At work, two of my older coworkers were having a discussion and apparently they didn't know where kids come from until they were solidly adults. One of them said, "the first thing I did when I went to college was find out where babies come from." The other one was like, my parents just told me that they found my brother somewhere. They're both from conservative cultures, chinese and muslim.

Wow, that's worse than the Catholic Church, where at least the altar boys get some action before they hit college..
 

Spoooon

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My parents didn't tell me, thank the gods. I was able to figure it out on my own before too long.

One of my friends had satellite tv back in the day (mid eighties) and got the playboy channel. :)
 

Eli

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Originally posted by: Spoooon
My parents didn't tell me, thank the gods. I was able to figure it out on my own before too long.

One of my friends had satellite tv back in the day (mid eighties) and got the playboy channel. :)
lol...........
 

AvesPKS

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Originally posted by: OS
At work, two of my older coworkers were having a discussion and apparently they didn't know where kids come from until they were solidly adults. One of them said, "the first thing I did when I went to college was find out where babies come from." The other one was like, my parents just told me that they found my brother somewhere. They're both from conservative cultures, chinese and muslim.

That's the best ever...

"No, son, we just found your brother behind the dumpster..."
 

Chaotic42

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Originally posted by: Elemental007
You ever seen the Family Guy episode when Peter and Lois have their crack-addicted baby taken away?

He was addicted to pancakes. Meg just made up the crack addiction to get more tips so she could buy a designer bag.
 

AvesPKS

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Originally posted by: Chaotic42
Originally posted by: Elemental007
You ever seen the Family Guy episode when Peter and Lois have their crack-addicted baby taken away?

He was addicted to pancakes. Meg just made up the crack addiction to get more tips so she could buy a designer bag.

How else was she supposed to get her Prada bag?
 

tarheelmm

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Originally posted by: Spoooon
My parents didn't tell me, thank the gods. I was able to figure it out on my own before too long.

One of my friends had satellite tv back in the day (mid eighties) and got the playboy channel. :)



So thats what they meant by completion........
 

StageLeft

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How tragic for them. I thought i was a late learner - I read how they're made in either grade 4 or 5. What a simpler time ;) With tV these days I doubt there are many kids in grade 4 who don't know how they're made.
 

conjur

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Might explain a bit of the population control problem.

rolleye.gif
 

NTB

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Originally posted by: ness1469
"Look who's talking" taught me when I was 7.



Kristie Alley inadvertantly educating you about where babies come from is not a shinning moment in life.

Sadly enough, this is probably where I learned it from, as well. I certainly don't remember getting the speech from either of my parents.

Nate
 

Greyd

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Originally posted by: ness1469
"Look who's talking" taught me when I was 7.



Kristie Alley inadvertantly educating you about where babies come from is not a shinning moment in life.

ACH! Me laddie! You have the SHINNING!
 

Ernieb

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Originally posted by: OS
At work, two of my older coworkers were having a discussion and apparently they didn't know where kids come from until they were solidly adults. One of them said, "the first thing I did when I went to college was find out where babies come from." The other one was like, my parents just told me that they found my brother somewhere. They're both from conservative cultures, chinese and muslim.

so all the chinese and the muslim got no idea where babies come from? wowow..
stupid