Where art thou Internet?

Jun 4, 2005
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Alright. What the hell.

My parents called up Primus (ISP in Canada) and ordered their 4mbp/s Internet + Phone package. This was June 23rd (or so). They said it would take a couple weeks to get everything in order, but the modem should show up before that. Cool, that's not a big deal.

Cut to two weeks later. No new phone service, no modem. Okay, let's call them. So my mom calls them, and they set up her e-mail account (I made a thread about this before) and then said the services should be along soon and appologized. Okay, you're forgiven.

Yeah, another two weeks and still nothing. This is like, July 23rd or so. We call them back and this is what they have to say.

"Your previous phone company (Bell) hasn't released your phone number yet."

It's been a montherfvcking month...like, what the fvck?

Cut to today. Yeah. Still no Internet. Woot, go Primus!

Cliffs:
1. Ordered Internet June 23rd.
2. Still not here.
3. It is now August.
4. August.
5. That's over a month.
6. Motherfvcking August.
7. Still no new Internet
8. Sorry, I've got no more cliffs for you.
9. I said no!
 
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SlitheryDee

It's Wherefore art thou, shakespeare. Oh and that sucks, keep at 'em.
 

jagec

Lifer
Apr 30, 2004
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It takes them a long time to send you the Internet, because the tubes are so clogged right now...