America started an illegal and stupid war that is killing our troops and draining our treasury. We screwed up big time and made a horrible mistake. Like all situations where somebody has screwed up we need to deny. We need a scape-goat to blame and the Republican Neocons, patriots that they are, will, I know, gladly sacrifice themselves for us and take the fall. We declare that we make a huge mistake and were suckered by the Chimp and his crew of banana farmers. We vote out the Republicans calling shame shame shame, pull the troops, and leave, triumphant that America has righted it's sinking ship. We publish article after article to the world press about what assholes Neocons are and promise we have turned over a new leaf. We dismantle Haliburton and all the war spoils groups and donate their money to the UN. Then we promise to nuke anybody that ever starts another war and shoot anybody here in the US who tries to take us into one. We put Bush and the Neocons before the Hague. This will make the whole world smile and realize that truth really does mean something in the US. It will be a victory that resounds through history.
