<<
<< Thats why restraining myself from replying to your rebuttles isn't a problem. >>
I'm not talking to you, you are a bully..Hahahaha..at least that's what your Sig says
>>Wow. Its only been like that for 3 weeks.
Keep those powers of observation razor sharp Dawn.
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A cute female newcomer climbs up into the boyz treehouse and loudly announces her sad plight -- She's alone! She wants a man! She drinks! -- and the thundering herd of ardent, sincere respondees about brings the house down, 200 strong and counting. Who could have possibly predicted THIS?
People scold, people pontificate, along the way, GASP ! , a food fight breaks out, and Red Dawn is somehow involved!! It's the sheer unpredictability of these forums that keeps me just a comin' on back, time and time again.
After long and careful consideration, several young men decide that, YES ! , they are the solution to Polgara's plight in life. I ask you, gentle reader, who could have forseen this, WHO?
Ahhhhhhh, Sarah, you'll end up OK enough. Or you won't. Tend your own garden, the rest will come. As someone here said, Serendipity will have it's way.
Call it fate, kismet, God, or luck (as the residue of design -- Branch Rickey), the (mostly) right person will come into your life, well, if and when they do. Your job is merely to recognize them when they do. Just remember, life sends us countless unheralded gifts, they just don't always come dressed up in the specific package we expect.
People scold, people pontificate, along the way, GASP ! , a food fight breaks out, and Red Dawn is somehow involved!! It's the sheer unpredictability of these forums that keeps me just a comin' on back, time and time again.
After long and careful consideration, several young men decide that, YES ! , they are the solution to Polgara's plight in life. I ask you, gentle reader, who could have forseen this, WHO?
Ahhhhhhh, Sarah, you'll end up OK enough. Or you won't. Tend your own garden, the rest will come. As someone here said, Serendipity will have it's way.
Call it fate, kismet, God, or luck (as the residue of design -- Branch Rickey), the (mostly) right person will come into your life, well, if and when they do. Your job is merely to recognize them when they do. Just remember, life sends us countless unheralded gifts, they just don't always come dressed up in the specific package we expect.
Baby, you don't have to look any further than me for a REAL man. Why don't you mosey on over to my place and I'll give you a night to remember. After you finish cooking me dinner I just might let you vaccuum for me.....if you're a good girl
Polgara,
I just wanted to thank you for this thread. It will be the season opener - or perhaps a trilogy - oh hell, the whole friggin first season.
Russ, NCNE
I just wanted to thank you for this thread. It will be the season opener - or perhaps a trilogy - oh hell, the whole friggin first season.
Russ, NCNE
Good that means I will not ever have to clean up your vomit after one of your drunken escapades.
Whispers You really shouldn't feel so threatened just because we are talking about real men.
Louder Now calm down, It'll be ok ***pats Red Dawn on head***
Sarah
Whispers You really shouldn't feel so threatened just because we are talking about real men.
Louder Now calm down, It'll be ok ***pats Red Dawn on head***
Sarah
<< Good that means I will not ever have to clean up your vomit after one of your drunken escapades.
Whispers You really shouldn't feel so threatened just because we are talking about real men.
Louder Now calm down, It'll be ok ***pats Red Dawn on head***
Sarah >>
LOL!!
thebestMAX
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A Real Man!
I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night and I work all day.
MOUNTIES:
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.
MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch.
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shoppin'
And has buttered scones for tea.
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.
MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around in bars?!
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Papa.
MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He wears high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra?!
[talking]
What's this? Wants to be a girlie?! Oh, My!
And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter!
[singing]
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night and I work all day.
MOUNTIES:
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.
MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch.
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shoppin'
And has buttered scones for tea.
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.
MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around in bars?!
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Papa.
MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He wears high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra?!
[talking]
What's this? Wants to be a girlie?! Oh, My!
And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter!
[singing]
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
You realize Red Dawn is old enough to be your great great grandfather don't ya?
<< Good that means I will not ever have to clean up your vomit after one of your drunken escapades.
Whispers You really shouldn't feel so threatened just because we are talking about real men.
Louder Now calm down, It'll be ok ***pats Red Dawn on head***
Sarah >>
<< Good that means I will not ever have to clean up your vomit after one of your drunken escapades.
Whispers You really shouldn't feel so threatened just because we are talking about real men.
Louder Now calm down, It'll be ok ***pats Red Dawn on head***
Sarah >>
<<
<< ***pats Red Dawn on head*** >>
Uh.. you can keep patting all you want but I had to tell you that's not my head.. at least not the one I think with. >>
So you finally got that sex change huh Dawn? Good for you. Hey, whatever makes you more comfortable with yourself.
Remember, your good enough......smart enough and dogoneit......
well lets skip the last part.
Uh.. you can keep patting all you want but I had to tell you that's not my head.. at least not the one I think with.
Exactly, the one right above your neck. Now we know how you wanted to come back with a big boy response, but try not to talk about your little wee wee in public, OK?
Sarah
Exactly, the one right above your neck. Now we know how you wanted to come back with a big boy response, but try not to talk about your little wee wee in public, OK?
Sarah
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