Where are the peanuts, Cracker Jack? Where?

[The Boston Dangler]

I extracted two handfuls of peanuts from the bottom of the bag, which had the added benefit of disgusting my daughter and ensuring that she won't touch my goddamn Cracker Jack (w00t). However, no peanuts. Not a single nut was given.

Wat?

wat indeed

 

[surfsatwerk]

I think he said he didn't give his daughter any... "nuts".

 

[Jeff7]

Sometimes companies hand out coupons for that sort of thing.

My grandfather bought some cherries'n'cream ice cream some time ago. There was not a single cherry in the entire container.

He wrote to the company about it.
They sent back about $25 in coupons. Good ones, too - not "25 cents off if you buy 3 gallons." These were "Free half gallon" types of coupons.


I guess that particular container was filled out of the top of the vat, and it's cheaper to do that than refine their process to ensure 99.99966% cherry inclusion.

 

[The Boston Dangler]

Sometimes companies hand out coupons for that sort of thing.

My grandfather bought some cherries'n'cream ice cream some time ago. There was not a single cherry in the entire container.

He wrote to the company about it.
They sent back about $25 in coupons. Good ones, too - not "25 cents off if you buy 3 gallons." These were "Free half gallon" types of coupons.


I guess that particular container was filled out of the top of the vat, and it's cheaper to do that than refine their process to ensure 99.99966% cherry inclusion.

kind of like car manufacturers estimating wrongful death lawsuits being cheaper than making safe cars. obama strikes again!!!!!!

 

[SithSolo1]

Orville Redenbacher's Poppycock is sooo much better than Cracker Jacks.

 

[lxskllr]

Orville Redenbacher's Poppycock is sooo much better than Cracker Jacks.

Just about any other candy popcorn is better than Crackerjack. I like Crackerjack for the history, but every box is filled with disappointment. I keep going back every so often, only to be disappointed again and again. It's an abusive relationship.

 

[Markbnj]

Wat?

I do not see the problem you allude to.

#modpowers

 

[cubby1223]

Best Cracker Jacks rant ever:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XO_x7U7n8iU

the great kicker that isn't present in the audio, the rant's motivation was representatives from Cracker Jacks were in the booth that day to promote their product, I believe it was some anniversary for the company.