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When's the last time you cleaned your belly button?

Originally posted by: FoBoT
Originally posted by: markgm
When was the cold war? I'm not good with dates.
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about 18 years ago, more or less

you might have enough for a pillow in there by now
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I've never gotten belly button lint, but I've seen pictures of it and it's pretty nasty
 
One of my friends' has REALLY horrible hygiene. He got all surprised when I mentioned cleaning my feet and belly button. He says, "WTF...you clean them?...I thought that when you put shampoo in your hair, the soap just runs down your body and cleans everything." This is coming from a dude who doesn't shower after a good workout, after playing basketball, or after going to work. He claims to shower at least every 2 days, but his shampoo bottle and body soap looks to be the amount as it was 3-4 months ago! His ex once told me that she broke up with him after 2 years because she could have buttered her toast from just rubbing it against his balls. That's fucked up.
 
Originally posted by: Mikey
His ex once told me that she broke up with him after 2 years because she could have buttered her toast from just rubbing it against his balls. That's fucked up.
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:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

That's the funniest thing I've ever read on AT. I ended up sounding like Muttley.
 
I shower daily. Sometimes twice daily if I work out. It just gets rinsed out in the process. I never clean it. Same goes for feet.

Just checked, and yep. It's clean. No smell either.
 
Originally posted by: Mikey
One of my friends' has REALLY horrible hygiene. He got all surprised when I mentioned cleaning my feet and belly button. He says, "WTF...you clean them?...I thought that when you put shampoo in your hair, the soap just runs down your body and cleans everything." This is coming from a dude who doesn't shower after a good workout, after playing basketball, or after going to work. He claims to shower at least every 2 days, but his shampoo bottle and body soap looks to be the amount as it was 3-4 months ago! His ex once told me that she broke up with him after 2 years because she could have buttered her toast from just rubbing it against his balls. That's fucked up.
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Would read again! :laugh:
 
Originally posted by: irishScott
I shower daily. Sometimes twice daily if I work out. It just gets rinsed out in the process. I never clean it. Same goes for feet.

Just checked, and yep. It's clean. No smell either.
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I'd have to say I'm exactly the same, and I go to the gym at least 4 times a week.
 
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