Whenever I kiss my cat or pet her

[JulesMaximus]

Does your breath smell like cat poo?

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: BullyCanadian
Because she likes to be clean, stop touching her

Yep.

 

[thehstrybean]

She hates you.


End yourself...


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[iRONic]

Originally posted by: xcript
You're obviously a dirty, smelly bastard.

Winnar!

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[SaltBoy]

Originally posted by: Aimster
I kiss her like 100x a day.

:Q:Q

<-- Backs slowly away from Aimster...

 

[Maximilian]

Poor lil fellar e just a boi! Shudna done that e jus a boi!

 

[Aharami]

100x a day!? once or twice, i'd understand. she prolly wants to get the hell away from you

 

[hypn0tik]

I'd punt that little sh!t out the window. Show it who the boss is.

 

[ggnl]

Your cat loves you, but she's not in love with you.

 

[marvdmartian]

Does your cat ever kiss back? NO! Why?? Because cats don't kiss!!!

Try licking your cat sometime. Now have fun getting the fur off your tongue, moron!!! LOL

Honestly, try giving your cat some cat attention. Narrow your eyes down to slits......it shows them you like them. Don't bare your teeth, and if you want to rub them, rub the sides of their face....that's where their scent glands are, and it's where two cats that meet each other will rub against, to say hello to each other. If your cat is feeling really friendly, she might just rub noses with you. If she licks you, that's the closest to a "kitty kiss" as you're going to get.

Remember, "Women and cats will do whatever they want, without regard to intelligence or the feelings of others. And the sooner that men and dogs get used to that idea, the better off they'll be!" (or something like that!!).

 

[edro]

Originally posted by: Aimster
nobody else kisses their pets?

Not with their tongue!

 

[BoomerD]

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: Aimster

Originally posted by: OVerLoRDI
You kiss her? well duh she doesn't like your slobber on her.

I kiss her like 100x a day. She hates it when I go for the face but she cant run from me

you can love your cat...but you should not make love to your cat!

No sh!t...those of you who are kissing your cats...is it some kind of lead-up to foreplay? or IS IT your foreplay???
Bunch-o-pervs!

 

[AdamK47]

Your problem is related to your misunderstanding of cats. In order for you and your cat to have a meaningful relationship you must first act like your cat. Get down on your hands an knees, meow softly, rub your head against the cats body, and then lick her.

 

[Baked]

Freak. People who let their dogs lick them on the face, mouth, even tongue is worse. Do you know where that tongue has been 5 seconds ago. Yes, there. So you might as well kiss your own ___ after you're done w/ your business. Disgusting...

 

[Number1]

WHat do we got here, a bunch of little ATOTers going EWWW, kissing a cat is gross.
Give me a brake.

Wussies!

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy
Jealous that you can not induce autocunnilingus?

That's a big word for a kid.

 

[zoiks]

Originally posted by: Number1
WHat do we got here, a bunch of little ATOTers going EWWW, kissing a cat is gross.
Give me a brake.

Wussies!

I'll throw a brake calliper at you.

 

[Scarpozzi]

After you kiss the pussy, be sure to brush your teeth.

 

[Goosemaster]

I Hug my dog like a man's man.

 

[lizardth]

Originally posted by: Aimster
nobody else kisses their pets?

I kiss my cat too and sometimes he does the same thing. I think it is because of the oils on our skin.

 

[KarenMarie]

One of my cats... we got her as a tiny kitten... she will lick my face when i ask her for kisses. She also plays fetch. She is the one who will lick walls and window panes for no reason that I can figure out.

 

[FoBoT]

this sounds too close to beastality

 

[uhohs]

what?

 

[KarenMarie]

Originally posted by: uhohs
what?

That's just wrong... on soooo many levels.

 

[funboy6942]

Originally posted by: KarenMarie
One of my cats... we got her as a tiny kitten... she will lick my face when i ask her for kisses. She also plays fetch. She is the one who will lick walls and window panes for no reason that I can figure out.

Our cat too we got as a small kitten plays fetch. It is quite intertainingwatching and playing with her.