When you have to let one rip at the workplace, what do you do?

[darkxshade]

I change it up. Some days I'd go into the supply room where no one is around. Other days I'll walk over to a friends cubicle and just let it rip so people around him think it was him as I subtly walk away with the "wtf he fart in my presense" look. I've also tried the stairwell but the echo leaves a lot to be desired. An quick ride in an empty elevator is ok except for those times when you drop a stinker and a passenger gets on, then there's just awkward silence as you play it off as something you also walked into.

So... what strategies do you employ to discreetly unload one?

 

[HybridSquirrel]

i prefer crop dusting. walking around as your fart so the stench spreads

 

[Dear Summer]

I just take a shit

 

[spidey07]

I drop them off in the elevator and send it down.

<OP below>

 

[PepePeru]

hotbox the elevator.
do it right when you're about to exit.

 

[joesmoke]

whe its unexpected i just let it go in my cube, making sure to make a disguising noise like hanging up my phone. then i take a long walk.

 

[Nik]

I fart into my chair. I work in a loud lab that's extremely well ventilated.

 

[bignateyk]

Originally posted by: Dear Summer
I just take a shit

Aren't you a girl? I thought women didn't poop.

 

[SandEagle]

this thread stinks

 

[OCGuy]

Airborne feces thread....right around lunch time here! Sweet!

 

[insect9]

Crop dust everyone around me. I hate all these fuckers.

 

[zebano]

Crop dusting FTW.

 

[bobross419]

Crop Dusting????

I'll go ask them if they're hungry and let it rip right near them... until it backfired on me... one of the guys I work with has HORRIBLE gas... he won... i don't fart on him anymore.

If a coworker is out but coming back I'll go fart on the headrest of their chair lol...

 

[oiprocs]

I farted once and I guess the stench was foul enough to drive the lady out of the next cube with a loud "oh my god".

 

[Damn Dirty Ape]

Originally posted by: scorpious
I farted once and I guess the stench was foul enough to drive the lady out of the next cube with a loud "oh my god".

hehe- a couple of years ago my then-12 y/o daughter let one go in a walmart aisle.. we had to leave it. Thought she was being all sly and quiet about it, but the longer we stayed the worse it got.

 

[OCGuy]

Originally posted by: Damn Dirty Ape

Originally posted by: scorpious
I farted once and I guess the stench was foul enough to drive the lady out of the next cube with a loud "oh my god".

hehe- a couple of years ago my then-12 y/o daughter let one go in a walmart aisle.. we had to leave it. Thought she was being all sly and quiet about it, but the longer we stayed the worse it got.

:camera: of walmart?

 

[bobross419]

Originally posted by: Damn Dirty Ape

Originally posted by: scorpious
I farted once and I guess the stench was foul enough to drive the lady out of the next cube with a loud "oh my god".

hehe- a couple of years ago my then-12 y/o daughter let one go in a walmart aisle.. we had to leave it. Thought she was being all sly and quiet about it, but the longer we stayed the worse it got.

Oh man... fart stories is different...

I let a really really nasty one rip when I was in a cubicle farm... Cubicles were a little lower than chest high... it was so hot and steamy you could basically feel it rise up then mushroom over into the surrounding cubicles. I pretty much cleared out 6 coworkers at once... it was awesome

 

[moshquerade]

i let it rip as loud as i can and we all get a good laugh and then get back to work

 

[fulltilt39]

Originally posted by: bobross419
Crop Dusting????

I'll go ask them if they're hungry and let it rip right near them... until it backfired on me... one of the guys I work with has HORRIBLE gas... he won... i don't fart on him anymore.

If a coworker is out but coming back I'll go fart on the headrest of their chair lol...

try doing that to your boss and see if you still have a job :laugh:

 

[Pepsei]

er, make the loudest noise as possible by forcing it out strongly. i work with all guys in a closed network lab, it's like a competition.

 

[El Guaraguao]

i cup my hand and fart in it, then immediately put my cupped hand into a coworkers face.

 

[Crusty]

I've got my own office so I just em rip in there, the only problem is when someone walks in shortly after 🙁

 

[Circlenaut]

Originally posted by: bobross419
Crop Dusting????

I'll go ask them if they're hungry and let it rip right near them... until it backfired on me... one of the guys I work with has HORRIBLE gas... he won... i don't fart on him anymore.

If a coworker is out but coming back I'll go fart on the headrest of their chair lol...

Heh, one of the benefits of my Crohn's. NONE of my friends competes with me in a farting contest 😀

 

[sdifox]

FORE!

 

[TechBoyJK]

i just let it rip whereever I am. we all fart. nothing to be ashamed of.