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When you get a bloodtest done...

they put a bandaid on me... but by the time i leave the office and am in my car, im not bleeding, so i take it off and throw it away.
 
Six weeks. You want to wait until the underlying flesh rots off your body so it doesn't hurt too bad when you pull the bandaid off.
 
I remove the bandaid once I get home and replace it with toilet paper and super glue. That stays on for awhile.
 
Originally posted by: RapidSnail
I have two every week. Simple gauze and paper tape for a few minutes is good enough.
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What kind of bloodtest we talking about, the finger or vein near elbow
 
Originally posted by: Lothar
Originally posted by: SlitheryDee
Bandaids are for girls. Real men don't bleed.
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Fixed.
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No, real men bleed and don't care. When arterial blood is shooting from the gaping hole that hollow fencing post they call a needle leaves in your arm, a real man growls like an animal and has forcible sex with the nurse, leaving her in a gore covered but satisfied daze on the floor, just before beating the shit out of everyone within one square mile and dieing of blood loss while sitting upright on a barstool with hard liquor in their hand. There's nothing manlier than pounding Jack Daniels while your life's blood is squirting out onto the floor.
 
you can usually toss it after 5 min. if you continue bleeding like previously mentioned then you've got a real problem.
 
Originally posted by: SlitheryDee
Originally posted by: Lothar
Originally posted by: SlitheryDee
Bandaids are for girls. Real men don't bleed.
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Fixed.
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No, real men bleed and don't care. When arterial blood is shooting from the gaping hole that hollow fencing post they call a needle leaves in your arm, a real man growls like an animal and has forcible sex with the nurse, leaving her in a gore covered but satisfied daze on the floor, just before beating the shit out of everyone within one square mile and dieing of blood loss while sitting upright on a barstool with hard liquor in their hand. There's nothing manlier than pounding Jack Daniels while your life's blood is squirting out onto the floor.
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No, real men don't have time to bleed.
 
Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer
Originally posted by: SlitheryDee
Originally posted by: Lothar
Originally posted by: SlitheryDee
Bandaids are for girls. Real men don't bleed.
Click to expand...

Fixed.
Click to expand...

No, real men bleed and don't care. When arterial blood is shooting from the gaping hole that hollow fencing post they call a needle leaves in your arm, a real man growls like an animal and has forcible sex with the nurse, leaving her in a gore covered but satisfied daze on the floor, just before beating the shit out of everyone within one square mile and dieing of blood loss while sitting upright on a barstool with hard liquor in their hand. There's nothing manlier than pounding Jack Daniels while your life's blood is squirting out onto the floor.
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No, real men don't have time to bleed.
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Do they have time to fuck?
 
Originally posted by: Howard
Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer
Originally posted by: SlitheryDee
Originally posted by: Lothar
Originally posted by: SlitheryDee
Bandaids are for girls. Real men don't bleed.
Click to expand...

Fixed.
Click to expand...

No, real men bleed and don't care. When arterial blood is shooting from the gaping hole that hollow fencing post they call a needle leaves in your arm, a real man growls like an animal and has forcible sex with the nurse, leaving her in a gore covered but satisfied daze on the floor, just before beating the shit out of everyone within one square mile and dieing of blood loss while sitting upright on a barstool with hard liquor in their hand. There's nothing manlier than pounding Jack Daniels while your life's blood is squirting out onto the floor.
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No, real men don't have time to bleed.
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Do they have time to fuck?
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Of course, that's why there's no bleeding time.
 
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