Originally posted by: CadetLee
I don't call tech support.
As far as customer service -- not sure if you meant in a designated customer service center or what..I work at the service desk in a store -- we have a lot of other crap to do, but hold time is never 20 minutes...ever.
Originally posted by: badmouse
When that happens, I usually try to waste the time of the tech support - customer service person I end up talking to. I take forever to get to the point. Sometimes I even sing the "hold" music to them so that they can enjoy the same pleasure I was having, especially when the hold music was one song repeated over and over and over and over and over and
Originally posted by: PanzerIV
As someone who was on the other end of the phone once (hell on Earth) and dealt with retarded f^ckwads who took their hold time frustrations out on me I opted for your "act like there wasn't a wait" option. Yes sir I am responsible for the entire call center and make all of the hiring decisions along with making a pittance taking calls from the likes of you who transfer your misplaced anger on me to make you feel superior. I hated those types and I still have a lot of animosity to this day when I think of how rude and stupid so much of America really is.
I was being sarcastic. I used to work in tech support - customer service. I liked the customers but I hated the people I was working for, who were responsible for all the things that customers hated, like outrageous hold times, annoying music, getting dumped out of hold automatically after an hour or two, and docking us if we spent enough time with a caller so that they could actually solve their problems.Originally posted by: Nocturnal
Originally posted by: badmouse
When that happens, I usually try to waste the time of the tech support - customer service person I end up talking to. I take forever to get to the point. Sometimes I even sing the "hold" music to them so that they can enjoy the same pleasure I was having, especially when the hold music was one song repeated over and over and over and over and over and
Is there a reason why you do this? I'm just trying to understand the people who do this.
Originally posted by: badmouse
I was being sarcastic. I used to work in tech support - customer service. I liked the customers but I hated the people I was working for, who were responsible for all the things that customers hated, like outrageous hold times, annoying music, getting dumped out of hold automatically after an hour or two, and docking us if we spent enough time with a caller so that they could actually solve their problems.Originally posted by: Nocturnal
Originally posted by: badmouse
When that happens, I usually try to waste the time of the tech support - customer service person I end up talking to. I take forever to get to the point. Sometimes I even sing the "hold" music to them so that they can enjoy the same pleasure I was having, especially when the hold music was one song repeated over and over and over and over and over and
Is there a reason why you do this? I'm just trying to understand the people who do this.
I'll be nice about being on hold initially. However if you repeatedly put me on hold because "my computer is acting up", "I'll need to check with someone else", or just a random "please hold," expect me to put you on hold the first chance I get. If you can't solve my problem, don't keep checking with someone else, just hand me off to a person more equipped to deal with the situation.Originally posted by: Nocturnal
Originally posted by: badmouse
I was being sarcastic. I used to work in tech support - customer service. I liked the customers but I hated the people I was working for, who were responsible for all the things that customers hated, like outrageous hold times, annoying music, getting dumped out of hold automatically after an hour or two, and docking us if we spent enough time with a caller so that they could actually solve their problems.Originally posted by: Nocturnal
Originally posted by: badmouse
When that happens, I usually try to waste the time of the tech support - customer service person I end up talking to. I take forever to get to the point. Sometimes I even sing the "hold" music to them so that they can enjoy the same pleasure I was having, especially when the hold music was one song repeated over and over and over and over and over and
Is there a reason why you do this? I'm just trying to understand the people who do this.
Exactly! They judge us by our phone calls and if it's too long, they dock us. If it's too short, they dock us. They insist and pound this into our heads that we are to help the customer at all costs yet they dock us.
And not to mention the management is more than f'd up at my place. We are not allowed to surf the internet but yes, they are allowed to surf myspace, websites, etc. And we can openly see this. Hypocrisy at its best.
Originally posted by: Kilrsat
I'll be nice about being on hold initially. However if you repeatedly put me on hold because "my computer is acting up", "I'll need to check with someone else", or just a random "please hold," expect me to put you on hold the first chance I get. If you can't solve my problem, don't keep checking with someone else, just hand me off to a person more equipped to deal with the situation.Originally posted by: Nocturnal
Originally posted by: badmouse
I was being sarcastic. I used to work in tech support - customer service. I liked the customers but I hated the people I was working for, who were responsible for all the things that customers hated, like outrageous hold times, annoying music, getting dumped out of hold automatically after an hour or two, and docking us if we spent enough time with a caller so that they could actually solve their problems.Originally posted by: Nocturnal
Originally posted by: badmouse
When that happens, I usually try to waste the time of the tech support - customer service person I end up talking to. I take forever to get to the point. Sometimes I even sing the "hold" music to them so that they can enjoy the same pleasure I was having, especially when the hold music was one song repeated over and over and over and over and over and
Is there a reason why you do this? I'm just trying to understand the people who do this.
Exactly! They judge us by our phone calls and if it's too long, they dock us. If it's too short, they dock us. They insist and pound this into our heads that we are to help the customer at all costs yet they dock us.
And not to mention the management is more than f'd up at my place. We are not allowed to surf the internet but yes, they are allowed to surf myspace, websites, etc. And we can openly see this. Hypocrisy at its best.
"What the F, you expect me to wait twenty minutes on the phone and not get some kind of compensation? You better compensate me for something bitch, I should never have to wait that long!"
Originally posted by: FoBoT
no choice for me
"i don't call tech support"
evar
Brilliant!!!
Originally posted by: FoBoT
no choice for me
"i don't call tech support"
evar
Brilliant!!!
Originally posted by: dighn
i pretty much expect a long wait so i act like nothing happened