When you are driving into a parking lot, and it has large empty sections in it, do you park right next to another car

[DivideBYZero]

I'd love to get into your mind. I swear sometimes I could park on the moon and I'd come back out of Moondonalds and you'd be there, 7 inches from my drivers door.

 

[Sea Moose]

2/10 for rant, i felt you had more to this story.

 

[shocksyde]

When I see a car parked far away from everyone else, I park right next to them on purpose, just to piss them off. I'm AWESOME.

 

[Tim]

Originally posted by: shocksyde
When I see a car parked far away from everyone else, I park right next to them on purpose, just to piss them off. I'm AWESOME.

Do you also use public toilets and piss on the seat?

 

[Commish]

You do that to me and I'll key the fuck out of your car, and maybe break a mirror if I'm in a good mood. You have been warned.

 

[krunchykrome]

When I bought my new car last February, I pulled into a parking lot one morning for work. It must have been a few weeks after I purchased the car. I was visiting a client's office that morning, and I arrived too early before the client's were at their office. So I had to wait in the parking lot for a few minutes; I sat in the car and listened to the radio.

I pulled into the big empty lot and parked in the most out-of-the-way spot where no one was sure to park, considering all of the empty spaces and the distance to the front door. Next thing you know, some woman in abeat-up ford explorer comes zooming into the lot. Where does she park?....right next to me, of all places. Then she gets out of the car and lets her door slam into my car. She didn't know I was in the car. I got out of the car, looked at my door (luckily there was only a very minor ding), and I gave her the most disgusted face I could give and I went back inside my car.

I dont get some people.

 

[PlasmaBomb]

Originally posted by: krunchykrome
When I bought my new car last February, I pulled into a parking lot one morning for work. It must have been a few weeks after I purchased the car. I was visiting a client's office that morning, and I arrived too early before the client's were at their office. So I had to wait in the parking lot for a few minutes; I sat in the car and listened to the radio.

I pulled into the big empty lot and parked in the most out-of-the-way spot where no one was sure to park, considering all of the empty spaces and the distance to the front door. Next thing you know, some woman in abeat-up ford explorer comes zooming into the lot. Where does she park?....right next to me, of all places. Then she gets out of the car and lets her door slam into my car. She didn't know I was in the car. I got out of the car, looked at my door (luckily there was only a very minor ding), and I gave her the most disgusted face I could give and I went back inside my car.

I dont get some people.

You let her off very lightly

 

[ViviTheMage]

In this scenario I park with at least 3-4 empty spaces next to me....or further.

 

[krunchykrome]

Originally posted by: PlasmaBomb

Originally posted by: krunchykrome
When I bought my new car last February, I pulled into a parking lot one morning for work. It must have been a few weeks after I purchased the car. I was visiting a client's office that morning, and I arrived too early before the client's were at their office. So I had to wait in the parking lot for a few minutes; I sat in the car and listened to the radio.

I pulled into the big empty lot and parked in the most out-of-the-way spot where no one was sure to park, considering all of the empty spaces and the distance to the front door. Next thing you know, some woman in abeat-up ford explorer comes zooming into the lot. Where does she park?....right next to me, of all places. Then she gets out of the car and lets her door slam into my car. She didn't know I was in the car. I got out of the car, looked at my door (luckily there was only a very minor ding), and I gave her the most disgusted face I could give and I went back inside my car.

I dont get some people.

You let her off very lightly

I know; I was surprised that the "ding" was barely noticable. That plus the fact that the woman looked like she didn't have her life together....I didn't think it was worth the hassle of getting involved with this woman.

 

[rasczak]

Originally posted by: krunchykrome
When I bought my new car last February, I pulled into a parking lot one morning for work. It must have been a few weeks after I purchased the car. I was visiting a client's office that morning, and I arrived too early before the client's were at their office. So I had to wait in the parking lot for a few minutes; I sat in the car and listened to the radio.

I pulled into the big empty lot and parked in the most out-of-the-way spot where no one was sure to park, considering all of the empty spaces and the distance to the front door. Next thing you know, some woman in abeat-up ford explorer comes zooming into the lot. Where does she park?....right next to me, of all places. Then she gets out of the car and lets her door slam into my car. She didn't know I was in the car. I got out of the car, looked at my door (luckily there was only a very minor ding), and I gave her the most disgusted face I could give and I went back inside my car.

I dont get some people.

brand new car? fuck that, that bitch shoulda been sucking your dick to fix that ding.

 

[DivideBYZero]

Originally posted by: rasczak

Originally posted by: krunchykrome
When I bought my new car last February, I pulled into a parking lot one morning for work. It must have been a few weeks after I purchased the car. I was visiting a client's office that morning, and I arrived too early before the client's were at their office. So I had to wait in the parking lot for a few minutes; I sat in the car and listened to the radio.

I pulled into the big empty lot and parked in the most out-of-the-way spot where no one was sure to park, considering all of the empty spaces and the distance to the front door. Next thing you know, some woman in abeat-up ford explorer comes zooming into the lot. Where does she park?....right next to me, of all places. Then she gets out of the car and lets her door slam into my car. She didn't know I was in the car. I got out of the car, looked at my door (luckily there was only a very minor ding), and I gave her the most disgusted face I could give and I went back inside my car.

I dont get some people.

brand new car? fuck that, that bitch shoulda been sucking your dick to fix that ding.

While in itself that form of remedial action is entertaining, I have found that the ding is still there long after the act.

 

[nakedfrog]

Of course I do. I'm pissed off that I drive a piece of shit car and you don't. It's my silent rebellion.

 

[ohtwell]

I usually leave at least one open parking spot between myself and the other cars. I do that unless the parking lot is packed.


: ) Amanda

 

[RichUK]

I park in the middle of two spaces. Can't have people dinging my car now.

 

[PottedMeat]

Originally posted by: theplaidfad

Originally posted by: shocksyde
When I see a car parked far away from everyone else, I park right next to them on purpose, just to piss them off. I'm AWESOME.

Do you also use public toilets and piss on the seat?

No, but he parks in handicapped spaces while handicapped people make handicapped faces.

 

[SunnyD]

ONLY when assholes think their car is worth occupying more than one space. Then I try to park as close as I can to their fucking driver's side door.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: RichUK
I park in the middle of two spaces. Can't have people dinging my car now.

Enjoy the mucus I deposited on your car

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: PottedMeat

Originally posted by: theplaidfad

Originally posted by: shocksyde
When I see a car parked far away from everyone else, I park right next to them on purpose, just to piss them off. I'm AWESOME.

Do you also use public toilets and piss on the seat?

No, but he parks in handicapped spaces while handicapped people make handicapped faces.

Man, he really is an asshole!

 

[RichUK]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: RichUK
I park in the middle of two spaces. Can't have people dinging my car now.

Enjoy the mucus I deposited on your car

:Q

 

[RKS]

I had a lady park her brand new white MDX way too close to my dark blue Maxima on a very windy day. My 5 YO got in and before he could close the door a strong gust flung the door right into the MDX. I think there was mark and dent between 2' to 3'.

 

[hanoverphist]

Originally posted by: PottedMeat

Originally posted by: theplaidfad

Originally posted by: shocksyde
When I see a car parked far away from everyone else, I park right next to them on purpose, just to piss them off. I'm AWESOME.

Do you also use public toilets and piss on the seat?

No, but he parks in handicapped spaces while handicapped people make handicapped faces.

cuz hes and ass-hooo-eoeo-llle!

i love that song


i park with space if the lot is not packed, but lots of people park right up next to my truck. sucks that spots are getting skinnier, my truck isnt.

 

[CZroe]

I think some people need another vehicle to line themselves up with once they can no longer see the lines on either side of their vehicle. It's the only explanation I have for the magnetic attraction factor that is the exact opposite of social norms... like, say, seating at a theater.

 

[shopbruin]

This morning I park, and there are four empty spaces.

I park in the third of the fourth empty spaces, so there are two available spaces to my left, and one to my right. I get out of my car, and go over to the passenger side of my car to get my messenger bag, purse and lunch out, while putting on my jacket.

I see someone coming around the corner and I don't think much of it, because there are spaces available TO MY LEFT, as I keep trying to pull my things out of my car.

Biznitch stops and stares at me because the passenger door is hanging over into the space. EXCUSE ME? Are you that lazy to walk an extra 8 feet?! Park to my left!

She wasn't budging, so I grab my jacket, slam my door, and go back to the drivers side to grab my things. Then I booked it after making sure she didn't dent my car.

Good frickin grief.